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25 M Baton Rouge, LA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:58pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Abandoned by my parents at a young age and taught everything I know about human interaction by the movie, MouseHunt, my life has been a comedy of errors that has seen me live in many places, wearing many hats, until I wound up here, in Baton Rouge, with the rest of you. Some of you.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I work in power systems engineering, which is great, because I really, honestly, do have a passion for electric power.

Apart from that, half iron man training. Woooooooooo
I’m really good at
reading technical whitepapers and running long distances. Sometimes people laugh at the things I say, and I've been trying to throw successively larger objects in their mouths during the opening. Grapes were pretty straightforward, but I'm having a hell of a time with tennis balls. I'm told chocolate syrup might be the answer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can't walk anywhere without flopping my arms like a bird. Sometimes when I move quickly, cartoonish lines indicative of my velocity appear behind me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The last book I read that I couldn't put down was John Dies at the End. Right now I'm reading the Mechanical Engineering Reference Manual for the PE Exam, which I'm sure is what you've been dying to talk about. I haven't reached the end yet, so no spoilers, please.

Music...lately I've been listening to the Black Angels a lot. But, if you're interested, you can ask about music! Or movies! Or you can send me pictures of food, if that's your thing, but seriously that's super weird don't do that.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee. I have a debilitating chemical dependency on caffeine. I've had so much coffee in the past few years that Mormons get visibly distressed and/or ill in my presence.

No, that is six things, I checked.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I should never again take my contacts out shortly after cutting up chili peppers. What kind of helmet I should start wearing indoors so that I don't hurt myself on sharp corners.
On a typical Friday night I am
usually running through my neighborhood, screeching the lyrics to the song, "The Final Countdown", as loud as humanly possible before collapsing in my neighbor's bushes and vomiting. Just everywhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once was clotheslined by a fifth grader, when I was a sophomore in college. It wasn't my proudest moment. But I wrote mean things about him on a bathroom stall, so I think we're even.

Jimmy Cummins is a loser and has no friends.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're bored and want to meet some new people, and based on my profile, you think we'd get along. Or if you have jokes, and want to ply your wares.