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thatsajellyfish

31 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I aspire to be a complex hybrid of Grizzly Adams, Macgyver, and Frank Serpico. I'll let you be the judge of how well I pull it off.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating social inequality, starting a school (only one student so far, but you have to start somewhere), facilitating a discussion class for immigrants seeking to improve their English, and lots of writing; sometimes elegant sentences and sometimes word salads.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Explaining American football to foreigners, being the second person to start dancing (not the first, I won't be the first), remembering my favorite lines from movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm very relaxed. I've also had complete strangers tell me I remind them of Malcolm Reynolds from the tv show "Firefly".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll tell you the book I'm totally engrossed in right now. It's "Reconstruction: America's Unfinished Revolution". Loving the history text right now.
Rushmore is a favorite, Heat, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans,
Outkast, CeeLo, D'Angelo,
The Inbetweeners, The Wire, Homicide: Life on the Street,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vacations to my get-away castle in Germany, weekend floats down the Danube, the bi-annual nomadic trek across the Kalahari, definitely couldn't do without my occasional cock-fighting bets, photo-bombing cops taking pictures of one another, and my neon pink rain boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether my okcupid profile sends the wrong message or the perfect message.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with friends or sometimes I just pretend it's Wednesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried during Braveheart.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like to sit on the couch listening to music, you'd advocate for me if a club would not let me in because I'm wearing basketball shorts, if you're laid back (ie, if you're not type-A), you know where my user name comes from, or if you want to go people-watching in the park.