I always get questions about my job...this youtube video is me sort of explaining it. Watch the first 2 minutes or so.

Me on YouTube

I enjoy reading these profiles of people my age who seem to have life so figured out and wrapped into a little box with a bow on top. What could I possibly know about life at only 26? Nothing that's what. I'm still out there trying to have adventures and make as many mistakes as I can. I have numerous bad habits, but I'm not trying to get married so I will keep these bad habits for now and maybe I'll work on them a bit later in life.

That being said, I'm actually a really square guy. I don't do drugs often (and never any hard ones) and while I used to drink a lot, I don't much anymore. I have a super fun job which leads most into thinking that I might be really cool, but I'm a big dork at heart (cliche I know).

I'm a pretty big T.V. guy. I relate a lot of stuff to popular T.V. shows, especially Seinfeld and Simpsons. It can be a bit annoying.

I'm not really trying to find the love of my life on here. I'm also not trying to find a sexual encounter (from here anyways). I just like the tests and was a visitor when this used to be spark.com. Either way I like to get to know someone before I just jump into meeting them offline.

I have ZERO tattoos or piercings. I like them on other people but they are just not for me. Plus I will have the statisfaction of only having saggy skin with out shitty art of something that was a fleeting moment of irony one day.

I really enjoy creating music and love traveling. I was born in Texas which makes me a Texan for life. Trust me it does! I also curse a lot. We'll blame this on Texas.

I'm a very sharing individual, sometimes to a fault. If a friend is in need I will move mountains to help them. This also inherently makes me bad at budgeting money.

I probably stalked you because if I see a new picture posted on the updates section of okc I must look right then and there. It's a bad habit. Also I'm a flag mod so I use that as an excuse to lurk.

I think Dylan summed up love the best:

"I can't feel you anymore, I can't even touch the books you've read
Every time I crawl past your door, I been wishin' I was somebody else instead.
Down the highway, down the tracks, down the road to ecstasy,
I followed you beneath the stars, hounded by your memory
And all your ragin' glory.

I been double-crossed now for the very last time and now I'm finally free,
I kissed goodbye the howling beast on the borderline which separated you from me.
You'll never know the hurt I suffered nor the pain I rise above,
And I'll never know the same about you, your holiness or your kind of love,
And it makes me feel so sorry.

Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of our coats,
Blowing through the letters that we wrote.
Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon our shelves,
We're idiots, babe.
It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves."

Yea he was emo.

Well what do ya know? I actually met a girl on this site that I like. I feel like such a bot for okcupid. So anyways I am hanging out with her a lot forcing her to watch Lost and listen to my inane rants.

I have a good job in the sex industry. No, I do not star in any movies nor do I help film any flicks. I work with a male sex toy about to be released. It interacts with porn though which means that if your interested in me then you need to be open minded about sex in general.

I'm also trying to exercise daily and loose some fucking weight.

Writing pop music and playing scrabble. I also feel pretty good about work.

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Usually my hair. I typically keep it pretty stylish plus it's baby soft.

Movies: Five Easy Pieces, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Chinatown (any early Jack N. movies), Ed Wood,Lost In Translation, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, 21 Grams, Punch Drunk Love, Manhattan, Vickie Christine Barcelona, Bananas, or any other Woody Allan movie. Almost any documentary The Bridge is my favorite.

Music: I like so many it's hard to list. But in short: EELS, Blitzen Trapper, Replacements, Cursive, Big Star, Gram Parsons, Bruce Springsteen, Missy Elliot, Nada Surf, any Motown and older soul. I've been getting into Americana and some Folk music as of late.

Books: Kurt V., Chuck P., David S are just a few of the authors I like. Last book I read was No Country For Old Men. Finished Ender's Game and am about to begin on The Green Mile.

I am a nerd for Lost. Every (insert whatever night ABC decides to change Lost to here) night is spent in preparation for Lost, then that next day is forum and blogging! Seinfeld, Simpsons, Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Wire and Futurama. Nothing beats Mr. Show and Arrested Development!

Also I am part of the Colbert nation...nuff said!

music

good TV

books

a lover

family

food

How will time travel affect me? Or something perverted no doubt.

Being an old man. Usually watching a movie. Sometimes I find myself at The Penguin with a group of friends.

I'm able to cut people off with no guilt. I'm also kind of scared of thunder storms. I have been all my life.

You like "steamed hams" it's a regional thing.....this is a Simpson's reference.