28 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
Well lets just say you wouldn't want me to write an auto biography. Im a terrible writer and speaker as well. I do have redeeming qualities, i just always forget where i put them. Terrible salesman as well i guess. If i haven't lost you yet, there must be something wrong with you. Lets talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Impress you with a single paragraph summarizing my goals and dreams in life and how far Im along with those plans. Or finding elaborate ways to lie about those unrealistic fantasies that pop into my head when Im bored.
I’m really good at
...............................................................ouch, thanks okcupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
I never find out, they just run screaming in the opposite direction
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Damn, i guess i should just create a wikipedia page about myself then. I mean what the hell are we supposed to talk about? How we both mindlessly summarized our like and interests onto a webpage for all to see?! But I guess i can spill a little; most Dean Koontz, Dan brown and Tucker Max. Quentin Tarantino movies and anything else that can hold my attention for 90-120 minutes. No Benjamin Button though, I mean, why that long? As for shows i guess anything entertaining, but I grew up in a town that had one of the most premiere Shakespeare theatres in the country and managed to go to none of them while i lived there. And if i don't like the music you're listening to, I'll tell you. I'm a human, i eat food, if i don't like it, i don't eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Max Brooks zombie survival guide, blunt object, water, friends,food, fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to write here, i guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Always working, if not Im out of town then :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whoa, you'll have to take me to dinner first. Gotta have standards every now and then.
You should message me if
you're offended, outraged or appalled by my profile.