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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:26pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 11" (1.80m)
Other and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well lets just say you wouldn't want me to write an auto biography. Im a terrible writer and speaker as well. I do have redeeming qualities, i just always forget where i put them. Terrible salesman as well i guess. If i haven't lost you yet, there must be something wrong with you. Lets talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Impress you with a single paragraph summarizing my goals and dreams in life and how far Im along with those plans. Or finding elaborate ways to lie about those unrealistic fantasies that pop into my head when Im bored.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...............................................................ouch, thanks okcupid.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I never find out, they just run screaming in the opposite direction
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Damn, i guess i should just create a wikipedia page about myself then. I mean what the hell are we supposed to talk about? How we both mindlessly summarized our like and interests onto a webpage for all to see?! But I guess i can spill a little; most Dean Koontz, Dan brown and Tucker Max. Quentin Tarantino movies and anything else that can hold my attention for 90-120 minutes. No Benjamin Button though, I mean, why that long? As for shows i guess anything entertaining, but I grew up in a town that had one of the most premiere Shakespeare theatres in the country and managed to go to none of them while i lived there. And if i don't like the music you're listening to, I'll tell you. I'm a human, i eat food, if i don't like it, i don't eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Max Brooks zombie survival guide, blunt object, water, friends,food, fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to write here, i guess.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always working, if not Im out of town then :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whoa, you'll have to take me to dinner first. Gotta have standards every now and then.
You should message me if
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you're offended, outraged or appalled by my profile.