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the-greenbeast

44 M Waldbröl, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
now, what am I to say. Life could be better, but it too could be worse. I'm still trying to take the best out of everything, but not everything wants to be made best...uhm...

I am visible, audible, and touchable
What I’m doing with my life
I could tell you.
But then I´d have to kill you.
So if you don´t ask, I don´t have to answer.
I’m really good at
-turning a pumpkin into soup
-rattling people wether I´m serious or not
-words
-forgetting things I had planned to do
- being stubborn first and then feeling sorry about it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This month (Feb 2014)
Music: Bob Dylans "Tempest"
Movie: "Grave Encounters"
Books: "Selbst denken", Harald Welzer
Food: Beetroot. In any variation.
The six things I could never do without
Time.
Five other things I cannot and don´t want to figure out here. They varie and change from time to time, you know, it´s this "a man and his five things"-stuff....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wether or not the what of the when will happen - and why. Oh, and why mankind spends so much time on spending time. Why I don´t write in German although it´s my native language. Oh- and why it is okay to eat a cow, but not your neighbour.
On a typical Friday night I am
...putting on one of my costumes (the furry one or the dark violet one with the bat cape) and either eat people or save mankind. It depends on my mood and - of course - on the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit: there ARE private things. Their nature is "private".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–47
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you dare. If your English is better than mine - or worse. If your German is worse than mine - or better. Message me, if you are afraid to message people and need an occasion to train it. You should message me URGENTLY if you want my money - that would be a good joke for both of us.