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the-greenbeast

44 / M / Straight / Single

Cologne, Germany

His Details

Last Online
Mar 21
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
now, what am I to say. Life could be better, but it too could be worse. I'm still trying to take the best out of everything, but not everything wants to be made best...uhm...

I am visible, audible, and touchable
What I’m doing with my life
What I do with my life? Guess what - I spend it. Just like anybody. Sometimes I even succeed in doing something useful - e.g. walk with the dog.
Sometimes I sit here torturing myself with the desperate will to play guitar better than I do now. When I rehearsed with my band, I used to think "Well - not too bad... as long as the others are loud enough."
Heck, I mean - this is one silly question.
I’m really good at
-turning a pumpkin into soup
-rattling people wether I´m serious or not
-words
-forgetting things I had planned to do
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This month
Music: Bonnie Tyler´s "Rocks and Honey", some of "Kitty, Daisy and Lewis".
Movie: Alien - all parts but the fourth one (pure shit, though Sigourney looks better ´n ever)
Books: Arnold Zweig "Erziehung vor Verdun" (about to finish)
Food: Herbs of the season.
The six things I could never do without
First of all: My dog - you know: it´s this "a man an his dog"-stuff...
Five other things I cannot and want not figure out here. They varie and change from time to time, you know, it´s this "a man and his five things"-stuff....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Wether or not the what of the when will happen - and why. Oh, and why mankind spends so much time on spending time. Oh- and why it is okay to eat a cow, but not your neighbour.
On a typical Friday night I am
...putting on one of my costumes (the furry one or the dark violet one) and either eat people or save mankind. It depends on my mood and - of course - the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit: there ARE private things. Their nature is "private".
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
if you dare. If your English is better than mine - or worse. If your German is worse than mine - or better. Message me, if you are afraid to message people and need an occasion to train it. You should message me URGENTLY if you want my money - that would be a good joke for both of us.