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the-greenbeast

45 Waldbröl, Germany Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–47
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
now, what am I to say. Life could be better, but it too could be worse. I'm still trying to take the best out of everything, but not everything wants to be made best...uhm...

I am visible, audible, and touchable
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I could tell you.
But then I´d have to kill you.
So if you don´t ask, I don´t have to answer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-turning a pumpkin into soup
-rattling people wether I´m serious or not
-words
-forgetting things I had planned to do
- being stubborn first and then feeling sorry about it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laboriuos hair-do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This month (MAy 2014)
Music: WDR broadcast
Movie: "Zwei vom alten Schlag"
Books: "Selbst denken", Harald Welzer
Food: Lentils and chickpea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Time.
Five other things I cannot and don´t want to figure out here. They varie and change from time to time, you know, it´s this "a man and his five things"-stuff....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wether or not the what of the when will happen - and why. Oh, and why mankind spends so much time on spending time. Why I don´t write in German although it´s my native language. Oh- and why it is okay to eat a cow, but not your neighbour.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...putting on one of my costumes (the furry one or the dark violet one with the bat cape) and either eat people or save mankind. It depends on my mood and - of course - on the moon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I admit: there ARE private things. Their nature is "private".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you dare. If your English is better than mine - or worse. If your German is worse than mine - or better. Message me, if you are afraid to message people and need an occasion to train it. You should message me URGENTLY if you want my money - that would be a good joke for both of us.

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