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25 San Antonio, TX Man


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  • Ages 18–45
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 9:21pm
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Okay), German (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Although it doesn't seem like it, I'm really a simple guy. I figure if life's got a meaning it's to try and leave the world a better place than it was when you stumbled into it, so that's what I'm doing as best I can.
What I’m doing with my life
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Engaging in the dramatic arts. Organizing trade unions. Passing out literature at protests and rallies. Building the revolutionary party. Gardening. Writing. Cartooning. Lumberjacking/Trailbuilding. Carpentering. Welding. Sound editing/audio engineering--jack of all trades, master of none.

All while working a day job as a cashier and trying to finish my BFA. I like telling stories. Narrative is what I want to do with my life--animation, plays, films, music, comics, novels, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a knack for picking up languages and placing accents. Я говорю плохо по русский. Mein Deutsch ist nicht so schlecht. Mi español es Tex-Mex. Soy Tejano orgulloso. Viva la raza! 我的中國? ... 質疑. Words, words, words!

I've been told I'm really good at reading people. Some have accused me of possessing psychic powers, but I promise I'm just an observant writer/director.

Kung Fu. I practice Zui Jiu Quan (Fist of Drunken Alcohol), so I guess that makes me good at keeping my balance, falling without hurting myself, and appearing drunk while sober. Meditation is also a perk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Thousand yard stare? That I'm dripping with sarcasm? Righteously long flowing locks? Stylish goatee? That I'm one of the last card carrying communists on the planet?

...can you have more than one first thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors in no particular order:
Leon Trotsky, Celia Hart, Aaron McGruder, Deepa Kumar, Arthur C. Clarke, Simone de Beauvoir, Jack Reed, Louise Bryant, Anton Pannekoek, Rosa Luxemburg, Karl Marx, Cecilia Bobrovskaya, Friedrich Nietzsche, Natalya Sedova, George Bernard Shaw, Bell Hooks, Friedrich Engels, Dolores Ibárruri, John Steinbeck, Tatiana Rosenthal, Noam Chomsky, Sabina Spielrein, George Orwell, Emma Goldman, Aldous Huxley, Catalina Adrianzen, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Michelle Alexander, Niccolo Machiavelli, Dora Montefiore, Moliere, Nadezhada Krupskaya, Victor Hugo, Kate Richards O'Hare, Leo Tolstoy, Dorothy Parker, Anton Chekhov, Betty Friedan, Alexandre Dumas, Clara Frasier, Rudolph Rocker, Beth Turner, Alan Moore, E. Sylvia Pankhurst, J.R.R. Tolkien, Mary Wollstonecraft, Arthur Miller, Angela Davis, Huey Newton, Alexandra Kollontai, Bobby Brown, Florence Kelley, Malcolm X, Helen Keller, Ernesto Guevara, Sojourner Truth, Fidel Castro, Mary Harris Jones, Slavoj Zizek, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, Pyotr Kropotkin, Clara Zetkin, Alan Moore, Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmiotti, Gail Simone ... that's enough for now.

Dr Zhivago, Novecento, Cranes are Flying, Drunken Master, Lo, Metropolis, Lawrence of Arabia, Lucky # Slevin, M, Crash, Window to Paris, Enter the Dragon, Blade Runner, Suicide Kings, The Red Violin, Duck Soup, Reds, Joyeaux Noel, A Night at the Opera, Inglorious Basterds, Soul Kitchen, The Princess Bride, Dogma, The Great Dictator, Chinatown, The Name of the Rose, Modern Times, Gattaca, A Knight's Tale, Good Bye Lenin!, True Legend, Black Dynamite, The Road to El Dorado, Young Frankenstein, North by Northwest, Terminator, Fargo, Star Wars, Fight Club, The Legend of Paul and Paula, Drunken Monkey, This is Spinal Tap, Dance of the Drunken Mantis, Men Who Stare at Goats, Fern Gully... too many to count really.

TV Shows:
Black Jesus, Cowboy Bebop, X-Files, Zeta Gundam, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Invader Zim, Trailer Park Boys, Super Dimension Fortress Macross, Firefly, The Boondocks, The Lone Gunmen, Dexter, Beavis & Butthead, Millennium, The Pirates of Dark Water, Trigun, Key & Peele, King of the Hill, Spitting Image, The Whitest Kids You Know, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sealab 2021, Fawlty Towers, Metalocalypse, Chapelle's Show, Classic SNL (Chris Farley/Phil Hartman years), The Goode Family, The Wire

Music (in no particular order):
Guns N' Roses, Mozart, Eric B. & Rakim, Lindsey Stirling, Giuseppe Verdi, Social Distortion, Richard Wagner, Naughty by Nature, Pussy Riot, The Rolling Stones, Tupac, Joni Mitchell, Tchaikovsky, Joan Jett, Death, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Steam Powered Giraffe, Parliament/Funkadelic, Pink Floyd, Notorious B.I.G., Ozzy Osbourne, Janis Joplin, Robert Johnson, The Brand New Heavies, Randy Rhoads, Public Enemy, Jimmi Hendrix, Airbourne, Ludwig van Beethoven, NOFX, Pat Benatar, Propaghandi, Aretha Franklin, Anti-Flag, Bach, Rage Against the Machine, Garbage, Grand Master Flash and the Furious Five, Aerosmith, System of a Down, Ella Fitzgerald, Slipknot, Disturbed, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Mussorgsky, Flyleaf, Marilyn Manson, honeyhoney, The Offspring, Bootsy Collins, Igor Stravinsky, The Misfits, Dio, Black Sabbath, Tommy Iommi, Dick Dale, James Brown, Foreigner, Living Colour, John Lee Hooker, Quiet Riot, Barrett Strong, Van Halen, Chuck Berry, Def Leppard, Otis Redding, Night Ranger, Bo Diddley, Muddy Waters, Hank Williams, Walls of Jericho, Johnny Cash, Blondie, Vivaldi, Chuck Mangione, Eric Clapton, Rachmaninoff, Wilson Pickett, Vagiant, Judas Priest, The Steve Miller Band

If you know who Die Puhdys, Die Prinzen, Tараканы, ГрОб, Янка Дягилева, ДДТ, or Cui Jian (崔健) are then let's rock together!

Food: I love Tex-Mex. Nothing really beats home cooking and I enjoy a nice barbeque in the park when there's time. Going out to eat tacos is always a winning decision too. Om nom nom.... Mmm... salsa verde, muy delicioso!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Literature.
2.) My Freedom. "You can't take the sky from me."
3.) Rock N' Roll!
4.) Theatre.
5.) Friendship. Life's joys are worthless unless shared with others.
6.) Love. "Love is the most important quality in a revolutionary." -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jetpacks, permanent revolution, world history, postmodernism, class warfare, alienation, hierarchical systems of authority, space travel/colonization, evolution, cybernetics, sexuality, transhumanism, isolation, philosophy, love, race relations, politics, economics, futurism, gender studies, Marxism, privilege, Rock N' Roll, giant robots, steampunk, martial arts, dystopia, Heavy Metal, TV Tropes, Epic Rap Battles of History, aesthetics, sociology, neuroscience, anthropology, genetics, linguistics, philology... herbs...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More often than not working til around midnight, then partying hearty with bohemian theatrefolk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I died once. No, not metaphorically, like for real dead.
Lights out, no heart beat kinda dead. ...

It's okay though, I got better.
You should message me if
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you want to commiserate away from the prying eyes of the state and plot the destruction of the global corporatocracy that has turned us all into slaves of its accursed coinage.

...or you wanna hang out and smoke and drink and watch movies/tv and cuddle and whatnot. That'd be cool too.

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