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25 San Antonio, TX Man


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  • Ages 18–45
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My details

Last online
Mar 26
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Russian (Okay), German (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Figure if life's got a meaning it's to try and leave the world a better place than it was before our parents made some questionable decisions and brought us into it; so that's what I'm doing as best I can, one day at a time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a walking anachronism. Engaging in the dramatic arts. Union organizing. Handing out subversive literature at protests and rallies. Building the revolutionary party. Gardening. Writing. Cartooning. Lumberjacking/Trailbuilding. Carpentering. Welding. Sound editing/audio engineering--jack of all trades, master of none.

All while working a day job in a Greek restaurant and trying to finish my BFA. When not bussing tables/washing dishes, I'm an artist and activist by night/early morning. I like telling stories. Narrative is what I want to do with my life--animation, plays, films, music, comics, novels, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a knack for picking up languages and placing accents.
Я говорю плохо по русский. Mein Deutsch ist nicht so schlecht.
Mi español es Tex-Mex. Soy Tejano orgulloso. Viva la raza!
我的中國? ... 質疑. Worte, palabras, слова!

I've been told I'm really good at reading people. Some have accused me of possessing psychic powers, but I promise I'm just an observant writer/director. Listening helps. It's a skill few actors ever master.

Kung Fu. I practice Zui Jiu Quan (Fist of Drunken Alcohol), so I guess that makes me good at keeping my balance, falling without hurting myself, appearing drunk while sober, and giving great massages. Meditation is also a perk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Thousand yard stare? That I'm dripping with sarcasm? Righteously long flowing locks? Stylish Satanic goatee?

...can you have more than one first thing?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors in no particular order:
Leon Trotsky, Celia Hart, Aaron McGruder, Deepa Kumar, Arthur C. Clarke, Simone de Beauvoir, Jack Reed, Louise Bryant, Anton Pannekoek, Rosa Luxemburg, Karl Marx, Cecilia Bobrovskaya, Friedrich Nietzsche, Natalya Sedova, George Bernard Shaw, Bell Hooks, Friedrich Engels, Dolores Ibárruri, John Steinbeck, Tatiana Rosenthal, Noam Chomsky, Sabina Spielrein, George Orwell, Emma Goldman, Aldous Huxley, Catalina Adrianzen, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Michelle Alexander, Niccolo Machiavelli, Dora Montefiore, Moliere, Nadezhada Krupskaya, Victor Hugo, Kate Richards O'Hare, Leo Tolstoy, Dorothy Parker, Anton Chekhov, Betty Friedan, Alexandre Dumas, Clara Frasier, Rudolph Rocker, Beth Turner, Alan Moore, E. Sylvia Pankhurst, J.R.R. Tolkien, Mary Wollstonecraft, Arthur Miller, Angela Davis, Huey Newton, Alexandra Kollontai, Cornel West, Florence Kelley, Malcolm X, Helen Keller, Ernesto Guevara, Sojourner Truth, Fidel Castro, Mary Harris Jones, Slavoj Zizek, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, Pyotr Kropotkin, Clara Zetkin, Alan Moore, Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmiotti, Gail Simone ... that's enough for now.

Dr Zhivago, Novecento, Cranes are Flying, Drunken Master, Lo, Metropolis, Lawrence of Arabia, Lucky # Slevin, M, Crash, Window to Paris, Freaks, Enter the Dragon, Blade Runner, Suicide Kings, The Red Violin, Duck Soup, Reds, Joyeaux Noel, A Night at the Opera, Inglorious Basterds, Soul Kitchen, The Princess Bride, Dogma, The Great Dictator, Chinatown, The Name of the Rose, Modern Times, Gattaca, A Knight's Tale, Good Bye Lenin!, True Legend, Black Dynamite, The Road to El Dorado, Young Frankenstein, North by Northwest, Terminator, Fargo, Star Wars, Fight Club, The Legend of Paul and Paula, Drunken Monkey, This is Spinal Tap, Dance of the Drunken Mantis, Men Who Stare at Goats, Fern Gully... too many to count really.

TV Shows:
Mike Tyson Mysteries, Black Jesus, Cowboy Bebop, X-Files, Zeta Gundam, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Invader Zim, Trailer Park Boys, Super Dimension Fortress Macross, Firefly, The Boondocks, The Lone Gunmen, Black Dynamite, Dexter, Beavis & Butthead, Millennium, The Pirates of Dark Water, Trigun, Key & Peele, King of the Hill, Spitting Image, The Whitest Kids You Know, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Sealab 2021, Fawlty Towers, Metalocalypse, Chapelle's Show, Classic SNL (Chris Farley/Phil Hartman years), The Goode Family, The Wire

Anglosphere music (in no particular order):
Guns N' Roses, Patti Smith, Eric B. & Rakim, Lindsey Stirling, Verdi, Social Distortion, Wagner, Naughty by Nature, Pussy Riot, The Rolling Stones, Tupac, Joni Mitchell, Tchaikovsky, Joan Jett, Death, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Mozart, Steam Powered Giraffe, Vanessa Mae, Parliament/Funkadelic, Pink Floyd, Notorious B.I.G., Ozzy Osbourne, N'dea Davenport, Janis Joplin, Robert Johnson, The Brand New Heavies, Randy Rhoads, Public Enemy, Jimi Hendrix, Airbourne, Beethoven, NOFX, Pat Benatar, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Sam Cooke, Propaghandi, Aretha Franklin, Anti-Flag, Bach, Patsy Cline, Rage Against the Machine, Garbage, Grand Master Flash & the Furious Five, Aerosmith, System of a Down, Booker T. & the MGs, The Who, Ella Fitzgerald, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Disturbed, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Mussorgsky, Flyleaf, Marilyn Manson, honeyhoney, The Offspring, Boney M., Stravinsky, The Misfits, Dio, Black Sabbath, Dick Dale, James Brown, Foreigner, Living Colour, John Lee Hooker, Quiet Riot, Barrett Strong, Van Halen, Chuck Berry, Def Leppard, Otis Redding, Night Ranger, Bo Diddley, Muddy Waters, Hank Williams, Walls of Jericho, Johnny Cash, Blondie, Vivaldi, Chuck Mangione, Eric Clapton, Rachmaninoff, Wilson Pickett, Vagiant, Judas Priest, The Steve Miller Band, Sammy Hagar

Bonus Points if you know any of these foreign acts:
Tito y Tarantula, Raphael Mendez, Nathalie Cordone, Mazz
Serge Gainsbourg, Charles Aznavoure, Joe Dassin, Rachid Taha
Die Prinzen, Die Puhdys, Hanzel und Gretel,
Tараканы, ГрОб, Янка Дягилева, ДДТ,
崔健, 二手玫瑰, Mr.
مريم صالح, رشيد طه
井上 大輔 ,堀光一路 ,新井正人 ,松原みき ,鮎川麻弥

That music list is way too long. I know. Can't be helped. Behold the eclectic mind of a sound designer in all its splendor!

Food: I love Tex-Mex. Om nom nom.... Mmm... salsa verde, muy delicioso! I grow my own peppers, some day I hope to raise a chicken or two and produce my own eggs. Do a lot of home cooking. Mostly tacos. Tamales, burritos, menudo, chili.

I'm fortunate enough to live down the street from great Thai, Vietnamese, and Chinese food so when it isn't tacos it's probably one of those.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Literature. My great escape.
2.) My Freedom. "You can't take the sky from me."
3.) Rock N' Roll! It ain't noise pollution.
4.) Theatre. It's my lifeblood.
5.) Friendship. Life's joys are meaningless unless shared with others.
6.) Love. "Love is the most important quality in a revolutionary." -- Ernesto "Che" Guevara
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jetpacks, permanent revolution, world history, postmodernism, class warfare, alienation, hierarchical systems of authority, space travel/colonization, evolution, cybernetics, sexuality, transhumanism, isolation, philosophy, love, race relations, politics, economics, futurism, gender studies, Marxism, privilege, Rock N' Roll, giant robots, steampunk, martial arts, dystopia, Heavy Metal, TV Tropes, Epic Rap Battles of History, aesthetics, sociology, neuroscience, anthropology, genetics, linguistics, philology... herbs...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
More often than not working til around 8pm, then partying hearty with bohemian theatrefolk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I died once. No, not metaphorically, like for real dead.
Lights out, no heart beat kinda dead.


It's okay though, I got better.
You should message me if
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you want to commiserate away from the prying eyes of the state and plot the destruction of the global corporatocracy that has turned us all into slaves of its accursed coinage.

...or you wanna hang out and smoke and drink and watch movies/tv and cuddle and whatnot. That's cool too.