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32 M Salem, NJ

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Today – 2:51pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I like to get out of the house on weekends, but I also really enjoy chilling on the week days. I love naps and wish siestas were more common place in todays society.

I have played in rock bands my whole adult life and will never stop. So Im always up for live music regardless of genre. I like watching metal/punk/hardcore bands the most though.

I enjoy the outdoors alot, and hiking is a favorite of mine. I like animalz and i'll walk your dog if you're feeling lazy.

So I'm always up for new experiences whether its nerding out at a museum or raging at a bar/show/party.

I like girls who have a lot of personality and style. If you have your shit at least half together, that's an added bonus.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I am working at the local welfare office. Im not ON welfare, just to make it clear.

Playing bass and singing my in my current band. (7/9/13 - currently bandless. Need a singer or bassist for your band hmu!)

Going to my gym and trying to keep fit despite a job where I sit down most of the day. I really like running/jogging but only on treadmills. I take old man style walks around my neighborhood.
I’m really good at
Getting things done, and keeping it real yo.

Cooking for peoples.

Bad jokes.

Taming wild cats and other wildlife.

Helping old people find paperwork in their shoe boxes of old papers while they tell me pointless, go nowhere stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
How polite I am and easy to talk too. Also that I am tall and have a nice smile. I have a good amount of tattoo's. Im always sporting facial hair nowadays. I have a cool scar on my right cheek. My 1000 yard stare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- i only read the internet, but bookworms are very attractive to me.

Comics- louie ck, chris rock, eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, jim norton, jerry Seinfeld, carrot top (before the plastic surgery), berrnie mac, and any local comic that can at least make me chuckle.

Movies- I LOVE horror, like classic 80s era movies, but im also a movie snob and want to see movies that are good/artistic regardless of genra. If I had to list my favs it would be conan the barbarian(i love the movies and fantasy art/comic art that is based on the orginal storys), headwig and the angry inch (the music is amazing and not to broadway), every jason movie (even the one in space), Earserhead, and David Lynch in general (even though none of his movies make sense), Titanic (f u its a great movie!), and tons more that i could talk about casting choices, actor preformance, lighting, camera angles, and all types of movie stuff that i have no formal education in. (I owe it all to being a very early user of netflix)

Shows- its alway sunny, the league, the it crowd, the inbetweeners uk, skins uk, how i met ur mother, the big bang theroy, game of thrones, dexter, boardwalk empire, spartacus, family guy, bobs bugers, the tick, sienfeld, metalocalypse, home movies, red dwarf, the simpsons, the young ones, chappelle's show, lost, you cant do that on tv, breaking bad, my name is earl, arrested development, venture bros, childrens hospital, under the dome, and sooo many more. (TV raised me, but she was a great mom)

Music- post hardcore, indie rock, punk, classic rock, old skool hip hop, indie hip hop, techno, and, alil bit of this and lil bit of that. I HATE COUNTRY!

Food- I love mexican food with a passion, indian food is amazing, and I've always had a soft spot for appetizers. Small portions makes me want it more.
The six things I could never do without
Zombie survival kit


My Super Nintendo

Hot wings

101 dirty jokes book

My trustfund (jk)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tattoo after care. What's the next tattoo i want. What tattoo artist do i want to go to next? How am I going to pay for my next tattoo? Will i get fired if i get a neck tattoo? Am I addicted to tattoos? How much is lazer tattoo removal?
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out to a bar/show/party and trying to have as much fun as possible with friends. I also like staying in and cooking a good meal, watching a cool movie, and having some craft beers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im a nerd, and bit of a neat freak. I talk to animals like they're people. I have 3 tribal tattoos (i was a teen in the 90s :-/ ). I cried when the dog died in the movie "I am legend". Whitney Houston was my first concert. I showed up to first period in my underwear once, but I might have dreamed that.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your looking for a long term relationship, or just someone to have a fun time with. Im down for whatevs.