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the90sRthenew80s

33 Salem, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to get out of the house on weekends, but I also really enjoy chilling on the week days. I love naps and wish siestas were more common place in todays society.

I have played in rock bands my whole adult life
I like girls who have a lot of personality and style. If you have your shit at least half together, that's an added bonus. Tats, cats, and snacks!

Apparently all the girls on here are laid back. If this is how you describe your self, you need a creative writing class asap.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I am working at the local welfare office. Im not ON welfare, just to make it clear.

Skating on skateboards!

I like to run. I watch HGTV whilst running. House hunters is very motivating!

Cooking and cleaning my house.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping old people find paperwork in their shoe boxes of old papers while they tell me pointless, go nowhere stories.

Taking care of animals.

Dealing with idiots :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How polite I am and easy to talk too. Also that I am tall and have a nice smile. I have a good amount of tattoos. My beard is better, then yours! Also I have a cool scar on my right cheek. My 1000 yard stare.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- i only read the internet, but bookworms are very attractive to me.

Comics- louie ck, chris rock, eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, jim norton, jerry Seinfeld, carrot top (before the plastic surgery), berrnie mac, and any local comic that can at least make me chuckle.

Movies- I LOVE horror, like classic 80s era movies, but im also a movie snob and want to see movies that are good/artistic regardless of genra. If I had to list my favs it would be conan the barbarian(i love the movies and fantasy art/comic art that is based on the orginal storys), headwig and the angry inch (the music is amazing and not to broadway), every jason movie (even the one in space), Earserhead, and David Lynch in general (even though none of his movies make sense), Titanic (f u its a great movie!), and tons more that i could talk about casting choices, actor preformance, lighting, camera angles, and all types of movie stuff that i have no formal education in. (I owe it all to being a very early user of netflix)

Shows- its alway sunny, the league, the it crowd, the inbetweeners uk, skins uk, how i met ur mother, the big bang theroy, game of thrones, dexter, boardwalk empire, spartacus, family guy, bobs bugers, the tick, sienfeld, metalocalypse, home movies, red dwarf, the simpsons, the young ones, chappelle's show, lost, you cant do that on tv, breaking bad, my name is earl, arrested development, venture bros, childrens hospital, under the dome, and sooo many more. (TV raised me, but she was a great mom)

Music- post hardcore, indie rock, punk, classic rock, old skool hip hop, indie hip hop, techno, and, alil bit of this and lil bit of that. I HATE COUNTRY!

Food- I love mexican food with a passion, indian food is amazing, and I've always had a soft spot for appetizers. Small portions makes me want it more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Smart people x 6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If it's gonna be that kinda of party, then im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes." - Ben Franklin
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Raging or chilaxin. Mostly chilaxin. I'm not the party monster I once was, but I can still hang! (if i dont have something to do the next day)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This site isn't that cute :/ *swipe left*
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