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theBigZissou

29 M Kansas City, MO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's most likely a right way to fill out an on-line dating profile. A dash of light humor, healthy amounts of charm and confidence, maybe a wry and knowing little smile in that profile pic. That profile also wouldn't belong to me: I'm not that cool. It doesn't make you cool, by the way, admitting that you're not cool. It's a wonderful thing to know who you are, but cool is fucking cool, and I'm just not. Picture a big clumsy dog who just found the perfect stick and can't hold his excitement any longer. This world is my stick, damn it, and Freud can kiss my ass.
What I’m doing with my life
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For the first time in a long time, I'm working and not paying a school for the pleasure. I moved here for work and only know a handful of people in town. So mostly I'm exploring KC a little at a time.

I'm an artist in the kitchen. A rambler about town. A bowling champion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The teacher of my physical therapy class in high school told me that I had the best gait in the class. So among other things, I walk well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the scruff. I've been told also that I appear very serious (see some of the above pictures as evidence). It takes folks a while to realize that I'm joking with them, even though that's 90percent of what I'm doing in social situations. Truth is best administered in small doses, and usually with a drink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I left most of my books back east before I moved out here, but what I do have is usually a bit of the bizarre or sublime. Think Vonnegut or Palahniuk. The books that most moved me? Of Human Bondage and Fahrenheit 451.

I also really enjoy Malcolm Gladwell's stuff even though it isn't always the most scientifically rigorous.

Movies: Wes Anderson, Q Tarantino, Coen Brothers, and pretty much anything with Bill Murray.

Shows: Parks&Rec, Community, Arrested Development
Shows that need to be brought back: Dirty Jobs, MST3K.

Music: Rock music built to its greatest heights in the late 80s and early 90s. I like the folksy stuff and indie rock that is out now, but sometimes I need some Faith No More or Blind Melon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet connectivity
A bicycle
mp3 player/library
A good local pizzeria
Seasons
Late nights/sleeping in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The less meaningful or relevant a topic, the more I tend to think about it. I've given great detail to how I would survive zombie apocalypses, spend lottery windfalls, or run governments.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now it's probably Netflix or out taking a walk. I'm always up for a late night beer or food run, provided it's paired with the a good conversation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a Yankees fan. Pinstripe pride!
You should message me if
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You should message me because you want to. It's the 21st century, after all.