Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's most likely a right way to fill out an on-line dating
profile. A dash of light humor, healthy amounts of charm and
confidence, maybe a wry and knowing little smile in that profile
pic. That profile also wouldn't belong to me: I'm not that cool. It
doesn't make you cool, by the way, admitting that you're not cool.
It's a wonderful thing to know who you are, but cool is fucking
cool, and I'm just not. Picture a big clumsy dog who just found the
perfect stick and can't hold his excitement any longer. This world
is my stick, damn it, and Freud can kiss my ass.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the first time in a long time, I'm working and not paying a
school for the pleasure. I moved here for work and only know a
handful of people in town. So mostly I'm exploring KC a little at a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I work with a individuals who are pretty much at their lowest
point, and I'm really good at making that seem like something that
is okay for them.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the scruff, and the buzzed dome these days. It takes folks
a while to realize that I'm joking with them, even though that's
90percent of what I'm doing in social situations. Truth is best
administered in small doses, and usually with a drink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food: Learning to cook must be so much easier when you know lots of
people whom you can feed. I can make a few dishes, though I really
don't know if anyone else would like them. If I could, I would
subsist by alternating between Chicken Parm and Tabbouleh. And
Books: I left most of my books back east before I moved out here,
but what I do have is usually a bit of the bizarre or sublime.
Think Vonnegut or Palahniuk. The books that most moved me? Of Human
Bondage and Fahrenheit 451.
Movies: Wes Anderson, Q Tarantino, Coen Brothers, and pretty much
anything with Bill Murray.
Shows: Parks&Rec, Community, Arrested Development
Shows that need to be brought back: Dirty Jobs, MST3K.
Music: Rock music built to its greatest heights in the late 80s and
early 90s. I like the folksy stuff and indie rock that is out now,
but sometimes I need some Faith No More or Blind Melon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good local pizzeria
Late nights/sleeping in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The less meaningful or relevant a topic, the more I tend to think
about it. I've given great detail to how I would survive zombie
apocalypses, spend lottery windfalls, or run governments.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now it's probably Netflix or out taking a walk. I'm always up
for a late night beer or food run, provided it's paired with the a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is, by definition, more private that the thing I'm willing to share
on the internet.
You should message me if
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