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29 Newark, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:02am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Rather not say
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So if you like me, send me a message because i dont have A list.

Im a total goof ball that wants everyone to laugh and be happy. I tell stupid jokes and am very sarcastic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am going to school full time at CSU East Bay for my B.S. In conservation biology. I live in fremont and work nights in sf as security. Im basically getting ready to try to get throught the police academy and see what happpens after that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people and communicating if I am not interested in the person. The second a pretty girl comes to talk to me that I am at ALL interested in, I turn into a blubbering idiot. :) you think im kidding.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally my gingerness, my build and then my dimples. Im a big dude and I am hard to miss. I have wide shoulders and I will never wear skinny jeans. Im sorry ladies, Im not a hipster, never will be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hey, this looks like an awesome conversation topic. Feel free to ask me. I will say i like game of thrones and star wars...... not limited to those two but ask away...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books to enjoy, stuff to learn, friends to share life with, adventure, air and water :) oh yeah and sleep... i love sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of different things. My mind is always puzzling through something. However, most recently I am on a self improvement kick.... i finally quit smoking yay
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working but somehow still being awesome!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im a jerk cause i stand outside all night at work and if you complain about being cold, TO ME!!!!! because you wore some hideous outfit, im going to take forever checking your id..... cause yes its cold... im well aware cause yeah im here in it.... and that outfit is dumb.... :) (ok rant over)

And this is why I am not a bouncer any more. Stupid people make me a sad panda...... there are a lot of stupid people but all is well now. I upgraded my life and will continue to do so. Im not looking for anything serious fyi.....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are intelligent and can talk about things other than fashion or the latest music craze. I dont care if you CAN talk about that just dont want that to be the only thing :)
Also, if you want to meet a sweet guy who is not at all full of himself (ok maybe a little bit but its self confidence not cockiness) and you want to have a good time.

Oh and if you know what hardy weinberg is :)