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38 Carrollton, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Today – 6:25pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I'm a sarcastic, down-to-earth, sweetheart with an edge. I am a white collar chick with a blue collar mentality. I am told that I look innocent, but am far, far from it! I will tell you exactly what I am thinking and would like you to do the same. Hopelessly attracted to intelligence - Hard to find on this site.

Just a little warning for guys that aren't used to chicks like me: I might shock you with my sassiness, my sarcasm and my incredible wit! Watch out, I can be dangerously charming but I can spot bullshit a mile away. I don't have time for bullshit, guys. Come on!!!
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a pretty stressful job in Arlington, so I drive a lot. I'm hoping to find something closer to home so I can have more time for a life outside of commuting and working. I enjoy spending time with my kiddo. I share custody with her dad, and we get along.

I haven't even attempted to date for a while now, b/c of work and kid. I miss having a kickass guy to hang with. As much as I don't like online dating, my current situation really keeps me from meeting a lot of dudes.

I also don't drink, so going to bars is not an option for me to meet anyone. So, here I sit. Filling this damn profile out, again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a loyal employee. I'm a really great creative project manager. I'm super sarcastic, and like to think I accel at it.

I am really just good at coming off like a hard ass, but I am just looking for a really amazing friend and love again.

Sex. I'm really good at sex. And, no one ever believes that I am 38! Yay!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ray Bradbury, Sam Raimi, Quentin Tarentino, Mary Higgins Clark, Indian, TexMex, Social Distortion, WuTang, Descendents, Redman, The Pharcyde, De La, Tribe, Lords of the Underground, Blink 182 or anything that Travis Barker has to do with, Archers of Loaf, 90's Drum n' Bass and Jungle, dB, Face to Face, Bikini Kill, blah blah blah...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Glasses
2) Kid
3) Family
4) Sarcasm
5) MacBook
6) Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering if you can find true love twice in one lifetime.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working an event for work, with my daughter, catching up on TV shows from the week or reading a good book. I love to turn off my brain and watch horror movie marathons when times get really stressful.

I do have time to spend with a special guy. I will make time! No worries.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can quote every lyric to Eazy-E's "Eazy Duz It" album, and I work with a former child star.
You should message me if
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You are looking for a real, sarcastic, successful chick. A possible relationship. More than sex, but sex is important to you.

Since you are messaging me first, please ask questions that help us to engage and find out what we have in common and who we are. I am very good at 'driving' a conversation, but don't feel like I should be the one always doing that. It's an extreme turnoff when a guy can't take the lead when it comes to dating.

You NEVER, EVER use the word 'literally!!!!!' And please have all of the following:

1) Career
2) Car
3) Crib (Don't live with parents!!)
4) Education
5) Teeth

I am over facial piercings and gauges. I love tattoos, though.

If you didn't fill out your profile, I am not gonna waste my time, either. I believe the questions are important and help to prove compatibility.

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