Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've decided that a profile that emphasises my good points will
probably suffer from comparison and lead to disappointment upon
meeting me. I also think that having things in common is overrated.
I think what's far, far more important is that your neuroses don't
clash. You're either going to find me pretty blackly amusing or
I'll depress the Hell out of you. There really doesn't seem to be a
I'm a pessimist, cynic, curmudgeon, nihilist and misanthrope
because I am vaguely aware of the rest of the human race and how on
Earth could one be anything else in the face of that?
If you are generally bemused with the human race, and tired of
blue-haired, post-modern cultural criticism that originates from
Tumblr, we'll get along.
I probably should mention that I'm on the autistic spectrum.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working lots of overtime in online retail as a content manager,
scrimping and saving to get enough money together for a small home.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my appalling body language.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy all good cinema, lowbrow or highbrow, although I seldom go
to the actual cinema. I have a very nice home theatre and I'm a bit
of a Blu-ray snob. I have also developed a TV boxed set
I'd say my tastes in cinema and literature run towards sci-fi and
satire, so I enjoy Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Philip K. Dick
and Kurt Vonnegut. Galaxy Quest was great, wasn't it?
Music-wise, I enjoy gloomy, downbeat stuff like Swans, Pink Floyd,
Matt Elliott, Depeche Mode, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds,
Tindersticks and The Cure. I'm not a metalhead, exactly (I like
some bands that happen to play metal), although I do tend to get on
better with metalheads than other people.
I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I like savoury food of
pretty much any description.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wikipedia, my music collection, earplugs, sunblock, hot baths, and
pepper steak pies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Imaginary conversations with passing strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually making an effort to go out and meet friends at pubs and so
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have almost no shame and like talking about anything. So ask me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are absolutely sure you don't want kids.
You don't share inspirational quotes on facebook.
You are broadly on the left but can't stand SJWs.
You don't think crazy hair colours and piercings constitute a
You don't think you are
Amelie because you like
You don't think orange is a viable skin tone.
You are mildly weirded out by all the people describing themselves
in terms of Myers-Briggs results. (Because it's bullshit.)
You can laugh at my utterly bleak world view
. I laugh at
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