I like to tell people I'm from Pennsylvania because it makes me sound endearing. I think I can be socially awkward. But I've also made people laugh so hard they've had to go to the potty.
So if that sounds like your cup of tea ..
I simply cannot handle sweatpants in public.
My sister and I are renovating a farm house we inherited in Pennsylvania, and it's getting very grey gardens.
my best friends are my 50 year old neighbors.
Perhaps most exciting is that I work at a museum. At first glance, this may not be too fantastical. Until you are alerted that one of the perks of this is a city pass to any cultural institution in the city for free with a guest. So if you've ever wanted to go to the zoo but haven't been willing to fork over $15, I'm your man.