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theWolfTeen

32 M Ann Arbor, MI

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live my life according to Polonius' advice to Laertes in Act I of Hamlet: "This above all, to thine own self be true." My cheese knowledge, while once encyclopaedic, is waning as my interest in paleolithic foods waxes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm active in the local food community, whether it's bringing you delicious food at the Farm-to-Table restaurant I work at, or choosing the right melon for you at the Farmers Market, it makes me happy to help others eat. Eating is the single most intimate thing we do (in public, anyway), so let's savor it!
I'm also a student learning about all the wonderful things in the world of biology.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like riding and fixing bikes (that's bicycles, not motorbikes) and brewing my own beer, then drinking it. I can say objectively that I'm a really good cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my voice. It's low and kind of rough. People say they like it. Also im pertty sarcastic. Actually, SO sarcastic that people don't really notice it first, per se. Not afraid to use my vocabulary--English is the most diverse language on Earth, flaunt it if ya got it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Rule of the Bone, Infinite Jest, Breaking Bad, High Fidelity for media... As for food, I'm not wild about saffron, but apart from that, I actually do like everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
phone
bike
almond butter
electrolytes
farmers' market
books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe. It's far too vast and full of awesome shit to NOT think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, but after that, probably having a few pints.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Like most serious cyclists, I shave my legs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need a workout buddy, you want me to cook you dinner, or you feel like you should. Message me, that is.