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31 M Long Beach, CA

I’m looking for

  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Native American, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give."
-thomas jefferson

I am loyal, stubborn, and considerate

I am a complex man with simple interests and completely reasonable expectations making my way through a world of unreasonable expectations, full of simple people with complex, overthought interests.
What I’m doing with my life
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"i'm just sittin' here watching the wheels go 'round and 'round."

My lady, and I are looking for similar minded ladies for nerding, killer food eating, dank herb smoking and adult-times having.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being difficult, answering just what was asked of me (see: being difficult) candying bacon, keeping my shit together under heavy psychedelics, cooking anything and everything, sexy things; additionally, music.
The first things people usually notice about me
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are my giant moustache, that i am child-like in my love of wonderment and that i probably smell like chronic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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woody guthrie, pete seeger,john lennon, george harrison, malvina reynolds, buffy sainte-marie, bob dylan, django reinhardt, gram parsons, otis redding and willie nelson

kerouac, proust, kesey, paine, jefferson

pork products, barbecue, haute cuisine, tacos, dark chocolate, bacon (specifically), artisan cheese, food carts

emperor of the north, lawrence of arabia, silver streak
(read: i like trains)

Tv shows:
Top Gear (uk), Dr Who, Magnum pi, Are You Being Served, Trailer Park Boys
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
i've got to get out of this place, if it's the last thng i ever do.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing with cats.
Smoking blunts, taking dabs, causing trouble.
You should message me if
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You're an attractive, fun, slightly nerdy bisexual woman who is interested in having fun with an attractive, kinky, interracial couple who are committed and comfortable in their relationship.