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the_cops

27 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
mid life crisis
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
collecting frequent flier miles
contributing to open source
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
instantly recognizing when words and phrases would make knuckle tattoos

Here are some:
WATE RBED
DRAW INGS
TWIN NING
HOME LESS
WHIT EOWL
REAL TALK
SIZE ZERO
ROUG HDAY
SADG IRLS
FIRE WORK
THIG HGAP
WERE WOLF
COUN TING
SISY PHUS
PUSH ROCK
GLOR IOUS
WORM HOLE
SYNO PSIS
GODS MACK
DUCK SOUP
HOLY SHIT
BOYS CLUB
REST ROOM
FAND EATH
REAL LIFE
TOPN OTCH
BIRT HDAY
ORGA NISM
BABB LING
THEB IBLE
GRAS SFED
FROG LEGS
TALK SHIT
EYEB ROWS
DOGP OUND
PORT LAND
CORN DOGS
PLEA SURE
PLEA THER
LAVA LAMP
WAVE RACE
FISH TANK
PRES ENCE
PRES ENTS
PENT AGON
THEB EACH
TOOT URNT
PAUL WALL
DOMI NATE
DONT PLAY
ENDO RSED
DANE COOK
POWE RFUL
IRAG LASS
CITY WIDE
COKE BOYS
TOPR AMEN
YAKI UDON
STRA IGHT
CASH ONLY
DEEP DISH
NOSC HOOL
NONS ENSE
EVID ENCE
MIXT APES
BARN YARD
ICEC REAM
EMBO LDEN
PETE RPAN
LAUG HTER
TOTE BAGS
RICK ROSS

also you can have them across two sets of knuckles:
RAIL ROAD
CROS SING

COMP OSER
JOHN CAGE

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ISMY LIFE
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
their eyes hurt because they see my bright future
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
men from america and eastern europe / whit stillman / aubrey plaza talk show interviews on youtube / that phase in japan in the 90's where they were really into france in the 60's / poach so many eggs they're gonna go extinct
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
there's nothing i couldn't do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
myers briggs typing, vaporwave, post vaporwave, mereology, what makes something art and what makes something good art, what stuff i don't know already so i can learn, how to balance productive solitude with a social life, dogs, letterforms, whether i should go to grad school, girls, what i would go to grad school for, what to wear, how to improve things, what it would be like if the visible spectrum of light was wider, dissonance, plants, parties, sound, design for a multispecies environment (given that seen frame rates and color spectrums vary), javascript, whether or not i should buy poppers

most animals can't see rainbows. they're more in you than they are out there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
i never know what day of the week it is
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm banksy
You should message me if
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N and P in your myers briggs