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salty_seacaptain

38 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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7/4/14 Just moved back to Chicago from Burbank, CA to be closer to family and friends and my ridiculously adorable 4 month old nephew, Christopher Alexander.

Yep, I'm one of those rascals who discloses very little about himself on these things. I think it's better to give a lil glimpse of the goods here and then get to know someone more organically in person.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a storyboard artist/illustrator mainly working in advertising and occasionally some movie stuff too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fixing the settings on your tv to the correct aspect ratio, color, hue, saturation, turning off all that Tru Motion non sense, etc. Some other things, too.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: White Noise, Heart of Darkness, The Crying of Lot 49, Catch 22, Inherent Vice, A Brief History of Time, The God Delusion

Movies: The Third Man, Double Indemnity, Punch Drunk Love, Boogie Nights, No Country For Old Men, Burn After Reading, Goodfellas, Godfather I&II, Apocalypse Now, Tree of Life, Badlands, Dazed and Confused, Chinatown, Baraka, Night of the Hunter, 2001, The Shining, The Killing, Blade Runner, In Bruges, In the Mood for Love

TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Louie, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Girls, Check It Out!, Arrested Development, Extras, The Office UK, NOVA Science Now

Just finished watching all of Game of Thrones after I got over my aversion/annoyance with anything magic/dragon-related. It's so damn good I can look past all the mystical wizard-y business.

Music: My Morning Jacket, M. Ward, Guided by Voices, Big Star, Bobby Womack, Badfinger, Wilco, Fleet Foxes, Sam Cooke, Neil Young, Ween

Podcasts: TED talks, WTF with Marc Maron, Comedy Bang Bang, Improv4humans
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are tricky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have any tattoos.