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the_evilmonkey

29 M Ryde, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Now to get this profile to 1000 characters to gain an extra 5% on my completion rate. I'm amazed I gained 30% by making a journal post.

I'm a geeky astronomy student who needs to spend more time in the real world. Also means I make absolutely no money. So no gold-diggers apply.

I'm quite shy around strangers, but usually come out of my shell once I get to know people. At least that is what I think. I'm sure I'm nowhere near as shy as I am think I am.

I love to cook, even though my repertoire is limited -- though I do make a mean quiche. Oh and love eggs. mmmm poached eggs on toast.

Laying out my geek cred here -- run linux on my computer.

I am geeky, stargazer, and introverted.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to travel to another country and get a PhD in astronomy.

Would love to travel Europe and see the geeky sites like CERN, Jodrell Bank. And then onto the US to see Cape Canaveral. Love to see a rocket launch. As you tell I'm a geek :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quoting TV shows (Scrubs, Family Guy, Clone High, That '70s Show) far too much in conversations

Pointing out interesting things in the night sky.

Singing "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm much younger looking than my age. I'm going to be asked for ID until I'm 30...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I love my laptop, I love my camera, I love my eftpos card, I love some cola, I love xkcd and my bicycle

boom de yada! boom de yada! boom de yada! boom de yada!

(If you get this reference, you must instantly message me :D )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The night sky, computers, TV, food.

Why I get annoyed when I see your, you're wrong in people's profiles but get it wrong myself half the time...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Online chatting on IRC or watching TV with a cold beer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Up for a chat about anything. I really have no boundaries when it comes to online conversations. Sex, drugs and how you know nothing about New Zealand.