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29 Los Angeles, CA Man


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  • Ages 25–44
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 15
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly halal
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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around when i was 7, i went to church for the first time in my memory. after the 3-hour service this dude my mom was dating asked me, "Did you see all the pictures of Jesus??" And i looked at him and said, "Who's Jesus?"

i'm queer and it is great but men are generally S.C.U.M. so I don't list myself "bisexual". all i get are stupid men with low matches sending me desperate messages. nahhh thx.

sexcommunist, contradiction, writer, photographer, lazy intel ek shoo al.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
looking good in a jacket atop the rubble heap of capitalism
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
covering my mistakes with grace.

seeing blips, drinking beats, anticipating tremolos; sensing the mood and deftly injecting the right music into whatever situation.

expanding the headspace. reading fiendishly.

public...speaking...? *runs and hides*
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i could say whatever i want but the truth is probably "that guy looks like adrien brody". at least that's the most repeated thing i hear in life, ever, all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book of Lies: the Disinformation Guide, Childhood's End, Jorge Luis Borges, Hunter Thompson, Terence McKenna, Alan Watts, damn near anything about psychedelics or cults.

movies are good. at least, good ones are. Repulsion, Jacob's Ladder, Picnic at Hanging Rock, Manson, Born in Flames, Invocation of My Demon Brother or anything by Kenneth Anger, Rosemary's Baby, etc

music... music is really important. umm stereolab, boards of canada, siouxsie & the banshees, my bloody valentine, slowdive, neu!, can, flying lotus, madlib, j dilla, manson family, gaslamp killer, yeah...

just cross-reference with this:

food? i just ate a canteloupe...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.


my imagination, really just made-up derivations off of real life + some writing utensils

music; imaginary orbs floating 2 feet over our heads pumping out our brain music 24 hours a day

my marxist revolutionary chihuahua

the mindless advice and input from people i strive to be the exact opposite of. this keeps me sharp.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where my mind might flourish and create.

what if i'm lying to myself about who i am and my matches are only in love with a manufactured self?

and what is happening to people when more and more close personal relationships are built off of logarithmic dating websites instead of human interaction? What if okcupid and especially eharmony are intended to strengthen certain cultures by insulating them amongst people of their own kind, so they may procreate and further reinforce their subculture? What if all of this shit is meant to isolate us from fleshy human beings, in favor of digital privileged people with literacy/computers?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
seeking out the finest in occult art & sciences, weird shit, stories of witchcraft and cults that remind me that LA is still weird.

i've mostly given up on LA and either I will abandon it pretty soon or start something cool to vill the HUGE GAPING VOID where a social life used to exist in this city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i stole the tv! did some more time..

(^^this is more relevant than it ever was when i wrote it^^)
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you aren't American and can help me leave the country

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