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the_heathen

53 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 31–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One of my lovers once told me the thing she liked about me the most was that I'm a bad, bad, man who happens to be a truly nice guy. I think she said something about a big sexy brain...but by then the gag was in and it all was a bit muffled. I'm a poly, kinky, pervert, top, who's currently in a 11+ year open relationship with a married woman and looking for an additional partner, playmate, and or friend. I've been a member of the local SM community since 1989. I'm smart, funny, weird, twisted, and look for the same in my partners. I'm also a really bad speller. In the past I've been a radio DJ, played in a local industrial band, and starred in some very bad low budget horror films. My current passion is flying. I'm a private pilot and try to spend as much free time as I can up boring holes in the sky.

I am kinky, playful, and hedonistic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I travel a lot for work. I fly. I have season tickets for the Rat City Roller Girls. My personal motto is "Cute, Curvy, Redheads, Collect the whole set."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I hooked up with my current lover when one of my lovers at the time recommended she go on a date with me because I knew how to get the most out of a multi-orgasmic girl. She's been coming back for eleven years now so it seems there just may be some truth to that claim. I'm also good at conversation, making people laugh, flogging, word games that don't involve spelling, navigating around strange cities, biting your neck, whispering nasty thoughts in your ear, and I pull a bad-ass shot of espresso. I'm told I have the sexiest voice ever and I give great phone. Getting you to tell me your deepest, secret, desires...then doing what I can to fulfill them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller. I'm always getting asked in airports if I'm him. If I knew some magic tricks I could probably use the resemblance for much evil....damn ethics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Blue Velvet, Fight Club, Crash (not the new one), Naked Lunch, Pulp Fiction, Secretary.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mmmm Braaaains...tastes like chicken.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my lover or at the poker game my lover's husband hosts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pierced in some interesting places.