But here we are....
I like to laugh at a lot of what life throws me (but then everyone thinks they have a good sense of humor, right?) I'm honest and have a lot of integrity (except for the What I'm Doing With My Life section - I lied about that.) I like good conversation - sometimes funny or goofy, sometimes serious, and sometimes intimate. You'll probably find yourself feeling comfortable enough to tell me things you might not have told anyone else, and we may realize things about ourselves we never knew before.
You should also have solid values, be reliable and trustworthy, have integrity, and basically do the right thing. But you're not uptight or prissy. You have fun drinking, but you don't drive drunk. You're not easily offended, but you have some class. You don't watch the Three Stooges (because you're a girl), but you tolerate those who might (ahem). You might eat dessert first sometimes, but you basically live a healthy life. You were entertained by Pulp Fiction, but you don't actually do intravenous drugs yourself, let alone shoot every third person you see or keep a gimp in your basement.
I like to spend time with my son, my friends, and you. I also take time for myself to do projects around the house or just recharge the batteries. So, you should have some things of your own going on and be a little independent too. Don't get me wrong - there's a time and place for being clingy ;-) Maybe sometime I'll use the bongers on you, and I'm sure you have something up your sleeve for returning the favor.