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the_lemon

20 / M / straight / Single

Columbus, Ohio

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am quiet, nice, and ama-za-zing.

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My Self-Summary

My name is David. I'm pretty awesome, so there is a good chance you'll like me. I like to think I'm a nice guy. I'm laid-back, and I believe the word the young people use nowadays is "chill". I like watching movies, watching tele, rocking out, playing video games, hanging with my friends, playing non-video games, eating food, and breathing. According to my facebook, I'm also a fan of not being mauled by a bear, although if I had to pick the most brutal way to go out, that might be my choice.

Really, life is to short to be mean. We are only here for a short while and might as well be happy and make friends, yeah? Send me an IM, here or AIM (daveyismyname). There is a good chance I'm not doing anything productive.

What I’m doing with my life

Right now, working, I'l be going back to school in the winter to pursue a degree in history.

I’m really good at

Saying "that's what she said." Making people laugh, if not at my jokes, than at me for telling a stupid joke. Math, but I hate it. Making people feel comfortable around me, I guess I just have that effect on poeple. I also know my way around the kitchen, aka, I'm the complete package. I am also brimming with overconfidence.

The first things people usually notice about me

Beard, earrings, tattoos. Thats what I would assume.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Hmm, books I would have to go with anything by James Patterson. Also Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z. Comic Books would be Incredible Hulk and Ghost Rider.

Movies in no particular order: Exorcist, V for Vendetta, Crash, Unbreakable, Running Scared, there is a lot more that go on this list, I am just blanking at the moment.

I like just about everything in music, except country, but at the top there is hard rock and metal, because nothing can kill the metal. *Bonus points if you get this reference!*

And finally my favorite foods: Tacos and then everything else.

The six things I could never do without

1-Tacos
2-Friends & Family
3-Clean Underwear
4-Running Water
5-A Car
6-Toilet Paper

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Zombies, tacos, comic book characters, what I'll scrounge up for dinner.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working or hanging out with my friends, playing video games or various trading card game (Yea, I'm a nerd, I assume this was established by now).

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I dunno, but if you ask it, there is a good chance I will answer it.

You should message me if

You are just as awesome as me, or if you are a nice, normal girl who is looking for a nice, mostly normal guy. Also, if you are looking to remedy your boredom, I can do that.

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