On the off chance you actually take the time to read this, I'll be blunt. I'm short. I'm female. I don't care about the size of your dick or what you want to do with various parts of my anatomy. Not to say that sex is not allowed, just that I don't really place much value on it.
I'm an art student. I have a dog who is super overprotective of me and incidentally, he happens to be the only person who has never completely fucked me over.
I'm just going to be honest, I don't need a whole lot of "excitement" in my life. I've had plenty. I just need something that I can look forward to on Friday night other than a few shots of whiskey and my bed.
I don't expect to find prince charming. I don't like princes, and I can't trust anyone who's too charming.
I sleep with my teddy bear and my dog, if you're looking for a place in my bed too…well good luck.