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22 Kansas City, MO Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Christianity, and laughing about it
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Well….if anyone is interested, here's a little rant that I can go on just to take up space and make it look like I actually have something to say about myself. I actually hate talking about myself, but I'm sure this will be more than enough to deter at least a few of you from swarming my inbox with creepy messages about my boobs.

For all those boys who write on their profiles "must be fit, I take care of myself so should you"

thin ≠ fit

Please say you're looking for a thin/skinny type because honey, I'm fit but I'm not a size 4. And sometimes those skinny girls aren't "fit" at all they're just skinny, but they're still exactly what you want. Now am I a star athlete? Hell no, but my waist and hips are not an indicator of how "fit" I am. I still have a strong body that doesn't mind walking miles around the city and can keep up with my sister's kids when they want to play and it can certainly keep you busy all night long. I have boobs, ass, belly and thighs but none of that keeps me from being healthy. I'm still active, I don't have health problems, and I'm sick of men treating me like I'm a fetish or stereotyping me as something that only black guys (not that I have anything against them) would be into because I'm "thick."

I am a woman. I have curves. I'm not thin, but I am fit. I am beautiful. And I will crush a man's skull like an egg between these thighs if he tries to tell me that "I need to take better care of myself" (be skinny) so that he can find me more attractive. Didn't you hear sweetheart? I'm not here to please you. I'm here to please myself and I don't need you for that. There's always something longer and thicker at the store that won't stop until I'm satisfied.

Now bring on the hate messages, I dare you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Art school...
Because who wants to have any sense of direction in their life

If you're curious my "art blog" is
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting myself into trouble
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm too short for people to notice unless they trip over me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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yes, the ones that I like, I'm not picky, pretty much anything here will do
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2.liquor dog
5.unnecessary items that bring me pleasure
6.more unnecessary items that bring me pleasure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to respond to stupid messages that people send me on here, creatively cruel ways to turn people down when they think their entitled to the pleasure of my company. What a great social experiment the online world is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh shit! Is it already Friday?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will answer all personal questions in exchange for your soul...or first born child…or liquor…or cash...
You should message me if
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Well either you will or you won't but be warned, I have a cruel sense of humor and if you send me rude messages I will not ignore you, I will respond with a soul crushing comeback (and probably a lesson in feminism) and that conversation may make it onto my blog for the world to wonder at the audacity of people to courageously harass women online.