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the_malcontent

31 / M / straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

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Ethnicity
White, Undeclared
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Pets
Languages
English

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I am petty, vindictive, and mean-spirited.

My Self-Summary

I recently moved near Chicago from Oakland. I haven't explored the area nearly as much as I should. I will fix this soon.

I spent my earlier years in California giving myself a broad education in the sciences and engaging in psychedelic & romantic adventures. I still enjoy a bit of mischief every now and then.

I suppose I should give fair warning that I am a skeptic and a scientist with somewhat radical political views.

What I’m doing with my life

Working on my startup, primarily.. writing optimization software. Sexy, right? On the weekends I like to get high and hike into the local parks.

I’m really good at

Amusing myself with small pleasures. Edging. Bullshit detection. Edging is more fun, though.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

authors: Because pasting from facebook is easy: Herbert, Hesse, Rushdie, Pynchon, Miller, Mishima, Gibson, Stephenson, Rucker, Gaiman, Vonnegut, Chomsky. (chomsky.info is a great resource)

I'm pretty adventurous with food and music and movies.

I watch Daily Show and Colbert Report occasionally, used to be big into Sealab 2012 and Space Ghost C2C. I've been trying to focus on "real things" more often though recently.

The six things I could never do without

creative passion,
the ability to laugh at myself,
good friends,
media for my restless mind,
my plans for world transformation,
green tea

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What the important questions are. The basis of human morality. Models for describing our world.

On a typical Friday night I am

Drinking & hanging out with my friends, listening to some music.. turning my brain off or at least setting it to idle.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I play video games more often than I should.. my secret shame. Recently I've gotten into "Dragon Age."

You should message me if

I leave that up to you.