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26 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 3
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My aspirations are to rule the world, learn everything and meet cool people along the way.

I'm hoping to find a guy who wants the same—a guy with goals, opinions and wit. I want a relationship where we mutually push each other to improve. Don't be a doormat.

There's nothing hotter than having a heated, intelligent argument with a guy. Plus, the sex after a passionate row can't be matched.

Basically, I want a sort-of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson relationship—complete with all the neuroses, bickering and (mis)adventures.

On here to explore potential relationships and friendships.

I'm told I'm an old soul.

I make a lot of goofy voices and faces. It's how I show I'm truly comfortable with someone (well, among other things...).

I'm career-driven.

I also (incessantly) make references/analogies/parallels to Madonna. Cheeky? Yes. Relevant? Always.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a UX designer.

That's a fancy way of saying I'm a very talented graphic designer who tries to make a more beautiful internet, easier products and happier people.
I’m really good at
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making conversation about anything—bear hunting (it's more fun than I thought), Mata Hari, Chile, chitlins, etc..

Also, at remembering obscure factoids and useless trivia (e.g. did you know it actually rains more in Boston, NYC and almost every city in Florida than it does in "rainy" Seattle?).

But I'm most adept at faking confidence and appearing to have it all figured out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Mainly read creative non-fiction and biographies of historical figures, plus anything by George Orwell or Oscar Wilde. Like my books stiff, dry and full of useless factoids.

The Count of Monte Cristo and Les Misérables were my coming of age.

But really, I read a lot more magazines than books: The Economist, Monocle, The Atlantic, TimeOut Chicago (R.I.P.)

Movies: Anything starring Greta Garbo, Sidney Poitier or Cate Blanchett]. Anything directed by Ingmar Bergman. Also: Art & Copy, Cabaret, The Devil Wears Prada, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Spinal Tap, Emma, The Good Girl, Mean Girls, Metropolitan, Best in Show.


Jessie Ware, Madonna, Erikah Badu, Janet Jackson, Massive Attack, James Blake, Banks, How to Dress Well, Jennifer Hudson, Hercules and Love Affair, Solange, Blood Orange, Janet Jackson, Bonobos, Borthertiger, Dan Croll, Kendrick Lamar, Emeli Sande

TV: Mad Men, Veep, House of Cards, The Comeback, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Scandal, Bob's Burgers, Orange is the New Black

Food: Not particular, but will always succumb to a good reuben
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet. Madonna. Art. Ambition. Laughter.

Saving the sixth...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
somewhere between a cowtown, dancefloor and world domination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't admit private things in public boxes.
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I trust you'll know.