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the_meadow_king

26 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My aspirations are to rule the world, learn everything and meet cool people along the way.

I'm hoping to find a guy who wants the same—a guy with goals, opinions and wit. I want a relationship where we mutually push each other to improve. Don't be a doormat.

There's nothing hotter than having a heated, intelligent argument with a guy. Plus, the sex after a passionate row can't be matched.

Basically, I want a sort-of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson relationship—complete with all the neuroses, bickering and (mis)adventures.

On here to explore potential relationships and friendships.

I'm told I'm an old soul.

I make a lot of goofy voices and faces. It's how I show I'm truly comfortable with someone (well, among other things...).

I'm career-driven.

I also (incessantly) make references/analogies/parallels to Madonna. Cheeky? Yes. Relevant? Always.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a UX designer and content strategist.

That's a fancy way of saying I'm a very talented graphic designer who tries to make technology easier and businesses smarter.
I’m really good at
making conversation about anything—bear hunting (it's more fun than I thought), Mata Hari, Chile, chitlins, etc..

Also, at remembering obscure factoids and useless trivia (e.g. did you know it actually rains more in Boston, NYC and almost every city in Florida than it does in "rainy" Seattle?).

But I'm most adept at faking confidence and appearing to have it all figured out.
The first things people usually notice about me
This field is silly. You'll have to tell me.

I haven't a clue what people notice first. I'd like to imagine it's my green eyes (which would be incredible since they're actually hazel, but we can pretend they're green, right?).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mainly read creative non-fiction and biographies of historical figures, plus anything by George Orwell or Oscar Wilde. Like my books stiff, dry and full of useless factoids.

The Count of Monte Cristo and Les Misérables were my coming of age.

But really, I read a lot more magazines than books: The Economist, Monocle, Fast Company, TimeOut Chicago (R.I.P.)

Movies: Anything starring Greta Garbo, Sidney Poitier or Cate Blanchett]. Anything directed by Ingmar Bergman. Also: Art & Copy, Cabaret, The Devil Wears Prada, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, Spinal Tap, Emma, The Good Girl, Mean Girls, Metropolitan, Best in Show.

Music: http://open.spotify.com/user/kolsvein

Indie dream pop, shoegaze, house, R&B, trip hop and little dubstep

Jessie Ware, Madonna, House Erikah Badu, Ólafur Arnalds, Janelle Monae, Janet Jackson, Massive Attack, Trentemoller, Goldroom, James Blake, Nic Fanciulli, Felix Da Housecat, Jennifer Hudson, Hercules and Love Affair, Solange, Blood Orange

TV: Little Britain, Peep Show, Strangers with Candy, Mad Men, Shameless, The West Wing, most shows on the History Channel

Food: Not particular, but will always succumb to a good reuben
The six things I could never do without
Internet. Madonna. Art. Ambition. Laughter.

Saving the sixth...
On a typical Friday night I am
somewhere between a cowtown, dancefloor and world domination.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't admit private things in public boxes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I trust you'll know.