33 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
I was kid napped at the ripe old age of three by a hoard of Russian Eskimos and taught about the finer things in life. By the time I reached four years of age I had become fully self-reliant and able to speak four dialects of English. The years between four and 29 are mostly a blur. Occasionally I'll have dreams about the old world and the people who watched out for me as a young tourist. Today I am gainfully employed and cannot wait to begin my travels.
What I’m doing with my life
Quitting my office job and taking my show on a World Tour.
I’m really good at
- Complements
- Humor
- Authenticity
- Agility exercises
- drinking wine
The first things people usually notice about me
The beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: Invisible Monsters
Favorite movie: Knotting Hill
Favorite Show: Everest Beyond the Limit
Favorite Music: The Lone Rangers
Favorite Food: Red Meat
The six things I could never do without
1. Meditation
2. Black Metal
3. Gym
4. Gluten Free junk
5. Music
6. Outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what bark is made of
On a typical Friday night I am
living life on the edge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd rather hug than shake hands.
You should message me if
you're most excellent.