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the_mister_j

32 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was kid napped at the ripe old age of three by a hoard of Russian Eskimos and taught about the finer things in life. By the time I reached four years of age I had become fully self-reliant and able to speak four dialects of English. The years between four and 29 are mostly a blur. Occasionally I'll have dreams about the old world and the people who watched out for me as a young tourist. Today I am gainfully employed and cannot wait to begin my travels.
What I’m doing with my life
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Quitting my office job and taking my show on a World Tour.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Complements
- Humor
- Authenticity
- Agility exercises
- drinking wine
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite book: Invisible Monsters
Favorite movie: Knotting Hill
Favorite Show: Everest Beyond the Limit
Favorite Music: The Lone Rangers
Favorite Food: Red Meat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Meditation
2. Black Metal
3. Gym
4. Gluten Free junk
5. Music
6. Outdoors
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what bark is made of
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
living life on the edge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd rather hug than shake hands.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're most excellent.