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the_nackster

21 / M / straight / Single

Honolulu, Hawaii

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am crazy, fun, and affectionate.

My Self-Summary

It had been a while since I updated this so I wanted to get some current info on here. I recently went through a terrible relationship, as such a lot of the "things I look for" have changed. Friends first is a MUST for me. I know a lot of people like to get straight to the relationship, but if you are cool and fun to hang out then all that stuff can come eventually. :) I'm a pretty affectionate guy, so if I think there is a possibility we can connect ill def let you know.

Now that that is out of the way ill tell you a bit about me, I'm a very passionate person. I love coming up with crazy ideas, cooking weird food, and just being a creative person in general. People say im a good listener and I do pretty well at cheering most people up. Ummm im a pisces, or dragon if you go by eastern zodiac.

What I’m doing with my life

-I'm stuck in the army till 2011.
-I want to be an archeologist.
-I repair computers as a side profit business.
-Self Proclaimed king of Vampire hunting.

I’m really good at

-Computers; they just come naturally to me.
-Writing, I want to write the next great fiction work someday.
-Cheering people up.
-"thats what she said" jokes

The first things people usually notice about me

-My voice, I have a very unusual and baritone voice for somone of my build.

-My hair, I have two Caliks in the front on opposing sides. I can actually real life grow the "sephiroth".

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

BOOKS
-Lord Of THe Rings
-Wheel Of Time Series
-Dragonlance Series

MOVIES
-Lord Of The Rings
-Wanted
-Anything with Jet Li
-Matrix
-Most anything George Lucas has ever made.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!!

MUSIC
-In Flames
-As I Lay Dying
-Atreyu
-Dethklok
-Deftones
-Panic At The Disco
-Blood On The Dance Floor
-Chiodos

FOOD
-Pizza
-French Fries
-Cantalope

The six things I could never do without

-Cell Phones
-Computers
-Pizza
-Women
-Sleep
-Movie Theatres

I spend a lot of time thinking about

-What the hell im gonna do with my future.
-How much I would love to invent something amazing.
-How interesting acient history is.
-If its even possible for my soul mate to exsist anymore.

On a typical Friday night I am

Having a beer with the guys. If not then im probably downtown where I greet my adoring fans and sign autographs. Of couse the autograph are given by force.... and sometimes they call the police....

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Well I dont wanna sound like a fag or anything... but unicorns kick ass! (if you got the reference give yourself a pat on the back)

You should message me if

-We are more than 60% compatible.
-You make delicious homeade pizza.
-You enjoy a goal oriented man who isnt overly serious all the time.
-You know what any of these following acronyms stand for: RPG, RP, NASA, FPS.
-You have played and enjoyed any Monkey Island game.