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25 Newport Beach, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 29
Middle Eastern
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life is like a romantic comedy. Except without the romance and usually just me laughing at my own jokes.

"One hell of a gentleman." - Los Angeles Times
"He's a real catch." - Mom
"My hero." - Superman
"I just wish I was more like him" - The Most Interesting Man In The World
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting ads in between your candy crush games.

I've got 2 bachelor's and working on my Master's in computer science. I guess you could say I'm edumacated.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working my ass off, running amok, running up tabs, reading between the lines, tailoring, tea parties, table manners, you want to buy me a drink, meeting people, stop thinking about it, cracking jokes, message me, luxury, you want to, karaoke, cooking, subtlety, making people at the next table laugh, a couple of super powers and acting like celebrities are just other people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile, intelligence, really thick hair (on my head people, get your minds out of the gutter).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most of my favorite movies are adapted from books and most of my favorite shows are adapted from books.

I guess I just like to watch my books on a screen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? Let's see here..

A change of clean underwear, tylenol, anti-frizz cream (thick curly hair is a hastle), sriracha, a willy wonka scrumdiddilyumptious bar and my lucky astrology moon watch.

I don't actually have a lucky astrology moon watch :( but if I did I probably wouldn't be able to live without it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If train a leaves Los Angeles at 100mph and train b...."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
[Insert the "I don't have typical Fridays because I'm not typical" message here]

Who am I kidding, I do the same thing everynight:
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have frequent aspirations of taking up an obscure sport just so I can compete in the olympics...for Afghanistan. Olympic Badminton anyone? Maybe curling?

Also, I am a complete sucker for backscratches.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I beat you at chess
You need a partner for trivia
You're a professional backscratcher
I ask you really really nicely
You can train me in an obscure Olympic sport

You can do the Carlton dance with ease. (Especially message me if you can do this)