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the_nation7

23 M Newport Beach, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My life is like a romantic comedy. Except without the romance and usually just me laughing at my own jokes. But hey, my mom says I'm a real catch, so I got that going for me which is nice.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting ads in between your candy crush games. #SorryNotSorry

Working on my second bachelor's and working for an internet advertising firm while I apply to grad school. Apparently I am trusted to manage people, who woulda thought.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working my ass off, running amok, running up tabs, reading between the lines, tailoring, tea parties, table manners, you want to buy me a drink, meeting people, stop thinking about it, cracking jokes, message me, luxury, you want to, karaoke, cooking, subtlety, making people at the next table laugh, a couple of super powers and acting like celebrities are just other people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile, intelligence, really thick hair (on my head people, get your minds out of the gutter).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most of my favorite movies are adapted from books and most of my favorite shows are adapted from books.

I guess I just like to watch my books on a screen
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six? Let's see here..

A change of clean underwear, tylenol, anti-frizz cream (thick curly hair is a hastle), sriracha, a willy wonka scrumdiddilyumptious bar and my lucky astrology moon watch.

I don't actually have a lucky astrology moon watch :( but if I did I probably wouldn't be able to live without it
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If train a leaves Los Angeles at 100mph and train b...."

The sad thing is I really do think about dumb random math problems like this when I'm driving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
[Insert the "I don't have typical Fridays because I'm not typical" message here]

Who am I kidding, I do the same thing everynight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SBw6nVvJSo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have frequent aspirations of taking up an obscure sport just so I can compete in the olympics...for Afghanistan. Olympic Badminton anyone? Maybe curling?

Also, I am a complete sucker for backscratches.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I beat you at chess
You need a partner for trivia
You're a professional backscratcher
I ask you really really nicely
You can train me in an obscure Olympic sport

You can do the Carlton dance with ease. (Especially message me if you can do this)