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28 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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OK starting fresh with this thing again. In real life you aren't going to have a person laid out in some sort of logical and coherent order so why make a profile that does so.

As a person who loves strategies and games I'm just going to do the opposite and let the chips fall where they may. This will a stream a conscience that is under the influence. It's it a work in contest, if i decide to go to bed mid stream, I'll just stop and come back later.

Born in Queens, NY. Raised in Queens and Long Island (I have a a subtitle accent that you can only here with certain words.) Did a STEM program in Boston. After a lay over in Texas for a couple of years, I find myself in the Bay and it's pretty cool out here.

All of the moving and traveling has taught me to mellow out and not sweat the small stuff. I find life to be extremely comical and I would love to meet someone who has a similar sense of humor. Because if you can't laugh at being stuck, late at night, in Tokyo when the trains are down, and you're using a wanna be pimp refuge from Africa to translate to the cab driver, well then I don't know what you can laugh at.

Right now I'm looking for some open, free-thinking individuals who are independent, funny, calm, and adventurous.

I believe that life exists to be enjoyed and that the most important thing is to feel good about yourself. Each person will have his or her own vehicles for both, and those vehicles will change over time. My personal answer to both - to love, be loved, and never stop learning.
What I’m doing with my life
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I believed everything I was told when I was growing up and as a consequence of 9/11 I joined the Air Force after college. I decided to become a pilot and flew cargo planes which I've did for a few years. But during that time my conscience came to burden me. Eventually I couldn't continue and declared myself a conscientious objector, and now I'm waiting to be discharged from the military.

Now I'm trying to figure out what my next step is. I want it to be a bit more creative and give me more freedom than what I had before.

In the short term I think I'll be a flight instructor and play poker on a professional level as I figure out my life.

There are long term things I wouldn't mind doing. I wouldn't mind derping around a small start up. I have experience in management and leadership, oh and also flying. Give me a holler if this intrigues you HR people.
I’m really good at
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Macaroni art.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look like a clean cut white dude. So most of the stereotypes associated with that, which I find comical because I do not fit into that mold. Don't be judgmental Oakland, I promise I'm fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Ratatat, Yelle, LCD Soundsystem, Daft Punk

Movies: Royal Tenenbaums, Senna, Sunshine, 28 Days later, The Prestige, Kill Bill

TV Shows: South Park, Breaking Bad, BBC’s Top Gear, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bepop.

Books: 1984, “Surely You’re Joking Mr. Feynman”, Great Gatsby, non fiction stuffs.

Food: When I'm pigging out: Anything. Otherwise I try to do a gluten free diet, low carb deal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pay phones with quarters.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gravity and the expansion of space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the methadone clinic working on my method acting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My dad is on the run from the government. He's been accused of illegally building homes for Saddam Hussein in Iraq. This has resulted in a lot of head aches for his twin brother, who has been mistakenly arrested several times.
You should message me if
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If you have high standards or if you need citizenship/dental.