I am Timmy. Everyone on here talks about how active they are and how they love going out to do X and Y, and here I am trying my hardest NOT to move. I love absurdist humor, the kind of things that make most people say "what the hell?", make me laugh. I can pretty much promise you that we will get along as long as you arent;
3. Super religious (everyone is a little religious)
4. Close minded
5. A cannibal
I am very easy going, and I love just hanging out. I will try my hardest to make you smile (unless you have no teeth, then I will be somber, unfunny and monotone). I am an open book, and I will tell you my deepest darkest secrets if you only ask. Life is too short to keep skeletons in your closet.
As for what I do for work and school and all that other boring grown up stuff, I'll leave that up to you to ask me. :)