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the_simpsons

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh, cool, a white guy with glasses who lives in Brooklyn.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making internet stuff. Writing about music and video games.

Waffling like hell about whether or not to present myself on an online dating website. Trying and failing to talk myself into doing pushups. Trying and failing to get my cat to pipe down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The basketball game knockout. Talking myself out of leaving the house. I used to be really good at Mario Kart 64 but I played recently and ate a huge amount of red shells/humble pie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Decent haircut. Kind of barrel-chested.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like all kinds of stupid music. New Order, Bartlebees, Lou Donaldson, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXOCeJwz6iY, etc. My taste is probably summed up best by the fact that I am extremely excited about learning that Phil Lynott has barely-listenable synthpop solo material. Last.fm so you can be assured I'm not making this shit up: http://www.last.fm/user/gloveboxjoe

I've actually been in kind of a book-reading slump lately, accidentally starting stuff that doesn't end up interesting me, (I'm looking at you, Georges Perec) but the last really good one I read was probably "Stay Awake" by Dan Chaon. Geoff Dyer Luc Sante Joan Didion Wells Tower

I think Jim Jarmusch and John Cassavetes are good at making movies. Yasujiro Ozu is no slouch. The hilarious, aggressively shitty "Classic Albums" documentaries on Netflix have been taking up a lot of my time recently.

I like the same TV shows as everyone else, and I'm a vegetarian so my opinion on food is of no interest to anybody.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The shower
The Flying Nun Box
The NBA
Super Nintendo
WFMU
Scratch tickets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hippies. Whether or not I am About That Life. Whether or not I could crush a pint glass with my hand if I wanted to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Apparently drinking so much that the following day I don't feel up to doing anything except making an OKCupid profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This profile is part of an ARG for an upcoming remake of Easy Rider starring Bam Margera in all three principal roles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if – Marketers use a “call to action” at the end of the sales materials they create that tell the reader or listener exactly what to do next, and you’ll want to borrow this technique here. Don’t assume interested women will know what to do next or even take action if they do… be clear about exactly what they should do and encourage them to do it.

In this section, you can also challenge her a little bit by mentioning the qualities you’re looking for – and set the bar high. Women like a guy who knows exactly what he wants and if you challenge her, she’ll be more compelled to prove that she’s good enough. Try something like this:

The type of woman I find attractive tends to be passionate about nature and getting outside. She knows the difference between a good Cabernet and a bad Sauvignon and can keep up during conversations that extend beyond the latest celebrity scandal. If that sounds like you, send me a message and let’s chat more…