the_stanimal
33 San Francisco, CA
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My self-summary
let's play with lightsabers.
dance at shows together.
and save the world.

oh hi, I'm stan. do say hello. :)
What I’m doing with my life
being cleverly nerdy,
awesomely belarusian,
music devotee,
consulting/research rockstar,
perfectly dominant,
and inevitably fun.
I’m really good at
- cleaning up real nice (:D)
- making you blush
- various accents and the movie trailer voice
- fixing things
- getting caught in the moment
- at what I do
The first things people usually notice about me
- that I look really familiar for some reason
- inspirational/motivational chats, love to push people to succeed
- my competitive side and how much I love to win
- I'm easy to talk to
- that silly/sarcastic sense of humor of mine
- I've got a 12-sided die
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
some of my favorite music: Crystal Castles, Feed Me, M83, RATATAT, Explosions in the Sky, Girl Talk, Billy Talent, Bloc Party, Muse, Shiny Toy Guns, Sleigh Bells, Starfucker, Streetlight Manifesto, The Postal Service, Weezer, We Were Promised Jetpacks

some of my favorite movies: Army of Darkness, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Scott Pilgrim, Secretary, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, The Breakfast Club, The Dark Night, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

some of my favorite shows: Flash, Arrow, Mad Men, Utopia, The Walking Dead, Archer, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, The Office, Big Bang Theory, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, House, LOST, Star Trek (all of them except Enterprise)
The six things I could never do without
- music
- sushi (total shocker, right?)
- hoodies
- hats
- shenanigans
- kink (rawr)
- breaking the rules (lol :3)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
space and time. more so time than space but space is still pretty cool. time or time travel on the other hand, that is AWESOME.

disconnecting to appreciate what you have.

what hat or plaid to wear tomorrow.
On a typical Friday night I am
some combination of friends, drinky drinks, gallery openings, going to shows, launch parties, press events, dive bars, and late night burritos.

or totally staying in with movies, tv, video games, netflix binging on something rad, and still getting late night burritos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
how much I love folded over chips over normal chips. it's like eating two chips. IN ONE.

that and I used to be in a rocky horror picture show cast in college.
You should message me if
if you enjoy confidence perfectly paired with a silly sense of humor, dry wit, and sarcasm.

if you recognize what PAX, E3, EDC, and SDCC mean.

if you have a strong creative side to you, whether it's an appreciation or a skill.

if you have a intense and inescapable passion for something (music, art, anything) and you want to share it with someone.

...and if you find a dominant side of someone appealing.
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