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the_stanimal

32 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
let's play with lightsabers.
dance at shows together.
and save the world.

oh hi, I'm stan. I'm also...

cleverly nerdy.
awesomely belarusian.
music devotee.
marketing rockstar.
perfectly dominant.
inevitably fun.

do say hello. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
music and the creative arts are absolute passions of mine. hunting down new tunes to share with my friends is a challenge like no other while festivals and shows completely captivate me. art and design envelope each and every one of us and I can't get enough.

I studied business/marketing at RIT with the intention of going into the music industry or the video game industry. now I'm knee deep in marketing/bizdev consulting for tech and gaming industries. making shit happen all the time and I wouldn't have it any other way.

it's not over yet. I have a serious infatuation with learning and it's about time to start up another language or two. deciding between mandarin chinese or korean. maybe even brush up on my russian too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- cleaning up real nice (:D)
- making you blush (rawr)
- various accents and the movie trailer voice
- fixing things
- getting caught in the moment
The first things people usually notice about me
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- that I look really familiar for some reason
- inspirational/motivational chats, love to push people to succeed
- my competitive side and how much I love to win
- I'm easy to talk to
- I like to take the lead
- that silly/sarcastic sense of humor of mine
- I've got a 12-sided die
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
some of my favorite music: Crystal Castles, Feed Me, M83, RATATAT, Zedd, Explosions in the Sky, Girl Talk, Billy Talent, Bloc Party, Muse, Shiny Toy Guns, Sleigh Bells, Starfucker, Streetlight Manifesto, The Postal Service, Weezer, We Were Promised Jetpacks

some of my favorite movies: 10 Things I Hate About You, Army of Darkness, Boondock Saints, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Scott Pilgrim, Secretary, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, The Breakfast Club, The Dark Night, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

some of my favorite shows: Mad Men, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Archer, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, The Office, Big Bang Theory, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, House, How I Met Your Mother, LOST, Life on Mars, Star Trek (all of them except Enterprise)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- music
- sushi (total shocker, right?)
- hoodies
- hats
- shenanigans
- kink (rawr)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
humanity and technology fascinate me both. the advancements we make every day inspire me to accomplish more and more. with that, ensuring that we stay as human as possible is paramount. sometimes you do need to disconnect to appreciate what you have.

space and time. more so time than space but space is still pretty cool. time on the other hand, that is AWESOME.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually involves some combination of friends, drinky drinks, gallery openings, going to shows, launch parties, press events, dive bars, and late night burritos.

or totally staying in with movies, tv, video games, league of legends, and still getting late night burritos.

need more late night food spot suggestions, got any?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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how much I love folded over chips over normal chips. it's like eating two chips. IN ONE.

that and I used to be in a rocky horror picture show cast in college.
You should message me if
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if you enjoy confidence perfectly paired with a silly sense of humor, dry wit, and sarcasm.

if you recognize what PAX, E3, EDC, and SDCC mean.

if you have a intense and inescapable passion for something (music, art, anything) and you want to share it with someone.

...and if you find a dominant side of someone appealing.