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the_stew

33 Oklahoma City, OK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Military
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not much for words. I haven't dated anyone in about a year and a half, and since then it's felt both dark and liberating at the same time. The women I've dated in the past usually cause me more pain than they're worth. I'm not sure who I'm looking for, but I'm sure I will know when I see her.
A little about me: I chew a ton of nicotine gum everyday. I love coffee in the morning, and I generally don't acknowledge people at work until I'm at least halfway through my first cup. I can cook perfect eggs. I have a witty sense of humor. I could speak with a Scottish accent for days if I wanted to, but I wouldn't because that would be annoying. I don't do one-night stands. I don't do drugs, and never have. I don't dance. I don't play air guitar. I'm a black belt master in the martial art of cuddling.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working hard and going to school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
playing a didgeridoo.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my ability to lead and manage people, and put out their fires.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A plethora of things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee at work. That's all that is coming to mind at the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how much music has died in the last decade.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
30K feet AGL.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I had a dog. Either a Schnauzer or a Scottish Terrier would be awesome.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are not married, you do not have cats, you do not abuse drugs, you never cheat, you live within a 20 mile circle of me, and you're intelligent.