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the_student_

34 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm here because I was told it was worth a shot. Frankly I'm not good at the online dating thing. I just want to meet people. I'm not into games yet I'm playful and I tend to make people feel at ease and I never bothered to ask them why. Maybe I should.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a tour guide for Tir Na Nog. I introduce the tourists to the wonders and dangers of Tir Na Nog. (Update: I have been promoted to Tour Guide Manager and Facilitator. That means I can offer discounts!)
I’m really good at
Guiding tourist guides.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In order: leatherbound, digital, outdors, with instruments and usually in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
comedy and laughter. I can't think of anything else right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The greatest mystery ever: women.
On a typical Friday night I am
casting spells by chanting in reverse. Or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think therefore I am. True Story. (Update: There is no evidence to support the veracity of this statement. Sources confirm that no proof has ever been found that I can think.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you care about meeting someone. I'll make you laugh, feel at ease and some respite from the growing insanities of the world by creating a bit of our own. If you made it this far in this, for lack of a better word, "profile", then you can certainly go the extra step. It can start with a simple "Hello weirdo!". I'm pretty forthcoming after that. Have a nice day!