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34 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm here because I was told it was worth a shot. Frankly I'm not good at the online dating thing. I just want to meet people. I'm not into games yet I'm playful and I tend to make people feel at ease and I never bothered to ask them why. Maybe I should.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a tour guide for Tir Na Nog. I introduce the tourists to the wonders and dangers of Tir Na Nog. (Update: I have been promoted to Tour Guide Manager and Facilitator. That means I can offer discounts!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guiding tourist guides.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not all there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In order: leatherbound, digital, outdors, with instruments and usually in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
comedy and laughter. I can't think of anything else right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The greatest mystery ever: women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
casting spells by chanting in reverse. Or not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think therefore I am. True Story. (Update: There is no evidence to support the veracity of this statement. Sources confirm that no proof has ever been found that I can think.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you care about meeting someone. I'll make you laugh, feel at ease and some respite from the growing insanities of the world by creating a bit of our own. If you made it this far in this, for lack of a better word, "profile", then you can certainly go the extra step. It can start with a simple "Hello weirdo!". I'm pretty forthcoming after that. Have a nice day!