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35 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 23
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Working on University
Wants kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm playful and tend to have a rallying disposition. I started going to school part-time for reasons of self-improvement and career advancement. I'm enjoying my classes as I discover new things about the world and myself. This new era of self-exploration is stimulating and enlightening. I'm here to meet some new people and perhaps even find that elusive soul.

Oh, and I like to kid around. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a tour guide for Tir Na Nog. I introduce the tourists to the wonders and dangers of Tir Na Nog. (Update: I have been promoted to Tour Guide Manager and Facilitator. That means I can offer discounts!)

UPDATE: Tir Na Nog has now been purchased by Disney so I might be wearing a costume soon. That'll be new.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
When I'm not managing tourist guides in a Fairy Wonder Land I excel at being in the clouds. I also happen to be good at conversing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not all there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In order: leatherbound, digital, outdors, with instruments and usually in my mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
comedy and laughter. The rest is interchangeable depending on context.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The greatest mystery ever: women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
casting spells by chanting in reverse. Or not. On the rare occasion I catch up on my school readings. I'm like that, against the flow.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think therefore I am. True Story. (Update: There is no evidence to support the veracity of this statement. Sources confirm that no proof has ever been found that I can think.)
You should message me if
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you care about meeting someone. I'll make you laugh, feel at ease and some respite from the growing insanities of the world by creating a bit of our own. If you made it this far in this, for lack of a better word, "profile", then you can certainly go the extra step. It can start with a simple "Hello weirdo!". I'm pretty forthcoming after that. Have a nice day!