Right. Okay. I've got a body, functional and only mildly annoying. I've got a mind, which is in tip-top shape and very excited about the world. I've got emotions, which while chemically based, are still rather unpredictable and sometimes unpleasant, but I guess I wouldn't give them up. I have short- and long-term goals, some of which involving the digestion of lots of yummy Navratan Korma, and others which involve saving the human race from its impending doom.
I try very hard to understand the world, and act in a manner that makes sense to myself. I mostly succeed. My hairstyle does not change much. I like sunshine, and miss it when it is gone for too long. I wish I could photosynthsize. I wish people moved more slowly, and had more self-restraint about some things and more wildness about others. I wish for communication and connection. I wish for peace on earth and goodwill toward people. I really like seedlings and children. I wish telepathy existed.
I am complex, critical, and worthwhile