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32 Houston, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:07am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Simply put I’m awesome.
Not so simply put I'm a sincere, genuine, straight-forward guy. Always very open-minded and accepting when it comes to other people's views and opinions. I'm fun, funny, witty, and sometimes a bit quirky. My sense of humor can be a bit on the sarcastic/dry side, but a little sarcasm never hurt anyone. At least not that I know of.
I can also be a little bit reserved and more of an observer at times. I just really like to soak in my surroundings. The way I see it, it makes me a great listener and I pay attention to even the smallest of details about things and people. I'm just a go-with-the flow kind of guy that doesn't like to stress over the little things in life. I would much rather appreciate them.
I'm just me. For better or worse.

I like good music, good films, good food, and good people.
I enjoy doing things like going to museums, going to shows, movies, having drinks and conversation with friends. I'm up for anything as long as I'm with good people and I am always up for an adventure!

Basically I'm here looking for friends, lovers, soul-mates, future exes, well-wishers, acquaintances, partners in crime, arch-nemeses...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating grad school.
chillin out, maxin' relaxin' all cool.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome.
Locking my keys in my car.

I'll tell you what I'm not good at. Handshakes. I never know what people are gonna do. Are they just gonna go for the traditional squeeze, shake, and let go? Or are they gonna do some fancy moves. I always seem to guess wrong. Thus making my handshaking an awkward moment.

I'm also not good at opening champagne. Or those Pilsbury biscuits and cinammon rolls in the tube. Basically anything that pops when you open it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmm..I don't know. My eyes maybe. People say I have nice eyes. I don't see what's so special about them.
I also get told that I look familiar a lot.
Oh, and that I look a lot younger than I am. I get carded a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I recently found a box full of books from my childhood. Some of my favorites were The Phantom Tollbooth, Maniac Magee, From the Mixed Up-Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing, The Cookcamp. Oh and of course Goosebumps. Who didn't love the Goosebumps books? I think I should re-read all these books.

Stuff grown up me likes includes: 1984, David Sedaris, Animal Farm, Lewis Carrol, and Kerouac among others.

Movies: The Happening (That movie is hilarious), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Buffalo 66, 500 Days of Summer, Elf, Angus, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Harold and Maude, M, The Sandlot, Taxi Driver, Annie Hall, Punch Drunk Love, Back to the Future, Almost Famous, Lost in Translation, Amelie, The Wrestler, The Dark Knight, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Jerk, Moonrise Kingdom, Wes Anderson, older sci-fi and horror movies Film Noir. I love the dialogue in them. And whole lot more that I cant think of right now.

Music: Belle & Sebastian, Active Child, Phoenix, Raymond Scott, Octopus Project, Pixies, Blonde Redhead, Marcy Playground, Portugal. The Man, Air France, Radiohead, Explosions in the Sky, The Raveonettes, Sondre Lerche, Cults,The Magnetic Fields, Memory Tapes, Okkervil River, Portishead, Neutral Milk Hotel, Rilo Kiley, Weezer, Grizzly Bear, The Decemberists. Along with some older classic rock...The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Zombies, Simon & Garfunkle, David Bowie and even older stuff from the 50s and beyond. Ella Fitzgerald, Cole Porter, Miles Davis, Billie Holiday...I could go on and on.

Food: Food is good. I like food. I love Italian and Mexican. Pizza is always good. Oh and buffalo wings...mmm. Tacos. Whataburger Fancy Ketchup. Cheese Please.

TV shows: THE OFFICE, Futurama, Monk, Home Movies, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords. Pushing Daisies, Community, Boy Meets World, Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, American Horror Story, Wilfred, Breaking Bad, Conan

I am always open to and welcome suggestions in all the above mentioned categories!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Parents. They're awesome and they are why I exist.
Teeth. For eating cheese.
Oh and my glasses. You'll be a blur to me without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and when will we have hover boards?
Why Taco Bell doesn't sell breakfast tacos?
Edit: well taco bell now has breakfast. Still waiting for hover boards...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It home, hanging out with friends. napping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once hit a parked car and drove away and didn't leave a note.
I know, I'm terrible. Not my best moment.

I watch professional wrestling sometimes. Shut up, I know it's not real.
You should message me if
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You want to go do something fun. You think we'd get along, you see some potential in me, or if it's really late and I'm one of the few people still online.
You're awesome and think I'm awesome.
You want to go on a road trip.
You also hate Nancy Grace.
You want to go on a date. We don't even have to call it a date.