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theangrygumball

28 M Salinas, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Colorado transplant, just moved here as of August 2014.

Music is one of the biggest thing in my life. I am studying, practicing, learning about, or listening to music all the time. I love ALL music. I will listen to anything from Rock to Country, classical to World music. I can never say I dislike a genre, because every time I say I don't like something I am proven wrong by a new or different song that is in that genre. If you want to test my theory I am sure i have some music that is great and you have never heard.

I recently completed a masters in Music Education. I have been playing Trumpet for 17 years, piano for 13, and French horn for 10. Oddly I have chosen French horn as my instrumental focus. I have also picked up guitar as well. I am planning on teaching privately as well in a while.

I played Ice hockey all through school, even thought I am unable to be on a league I like playing drop-in when I can. In college I started playing soccer after a big success in my life! Curious what I did? Ask me!

I am not a heavy drinker, but enjoy evenings out at the bar with friends. I do not smoke, but enjoy my time with friends in hookah bars.

I am very addicted to coffee! I love it, I love the taste... AND its a wonderful place to sit, talk, and learn about old friends, and new company!

I am very laid back, I have been told that I should be a comedian, that I am witty.

My ideal relationship is one that takes minimal effort to blossom, and rarely does the relationship need extreme repair. A person you can confide your most intimate thoughts and trust. Knowing the other person is there for you. A non fading chemistry.

I have learned you can love someone, and they can love you too, but if the timing is not right the relationship will wilt. trust is the bone structure of a relationship, if trust is not there then the relationship crumbles.

I am looking for a girl that is up for trying for trying new things. One who sees failure as not a bad thing, but a lesson. Someone who can make me laugh. Some one who is kind as well as caring. Someone who is True to others, but more importantly themselves... think that is it.

My perfect first date:

I tend to not like doing a movie on a first date only because you cant talk to each other. Dinner is always fun, coffee is great too. I would think the first date should be a place for use to get to know each other. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Teaching music at a high school in the area.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
usually my eyelashes, or my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A: Da vinci code B: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Deconstructing Harry,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Friends, humor, COFFEE, einstien bagels, and...... hockey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how people function and work, it is really fun to watch people and figure out the body launguage and how it is sent back and forth. almost like a sub convosation that is not spoken, but understood.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Calling people finding things to do...Friday seems to be good for Schmoozing at a non coorporate coffee house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did go to Band camp, THATS RIGHT!!! get it out of your system
You should message me if
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You are looking for a guy that know how the knows how to treat a lady properly. As cliche as it sounds most men dont know how to.