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theaquaticape

29 M Palatine, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: If you live in Chicago and I'm interested, the expectation is I make the effort to come to you. I would never expect someone who lives downtown to come out to the burbs. I live out here cause I work out here. I have a car. I don't mind driving.

I'm not your average person. I'm educated, love to cook, and have a strong sense of humor. I love to laugh and I enjoy making others laugh as well, even at my own expense. I have a strong desire to try new and interesting things whenever I'm given the chance. I enjoy going on random adventures. I will try anything at least once(food, music, etc) My friends describe me as a "social dolphin" because I'll jump into any situation with any mix of people and see what happens.

I'm not an iron chef by any means, but I do cook quite often. I can say this because it's the Internet, but I do make the world's best guacamole. My best meal is a toss up between pan seared salmon and burgers from scratch.

I do workout and daily at that. Exercise is important to me. No, I'm not cut like a rock, but I do run in the summer and I lift year round.

I'm not a sports fanatic by any means, but I do love Sunday Football and summer Baseball. Go bears.

I'm an artist at a local videogame company. I don't play games all day I create and build them. I love my job. It lets me be creative all day. Not many people can say something they've designed will be seen by thousands potentially millions of people everyday. It's a rewarding thing and I really enjoy doing it. I've been at the same company for five years now.

I like women with strong personalities like mine. Someone who's confident, funny, and social. Anyone who's open minded and willing to try new things no matter how silly they might look doing them. I'm looking to meet people. If that turns into a friendship, great. If that turns into something more like a relationship, even better.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working on being successful in my career. I want to continue to grow in the company I work for now. Eventually I want to move into a design or creative lead position.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art. Communication. Debating. Being creative. Trying to be funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality: Apparently I'm funny. I suppose you'll have to talk to me and find out. I might just say a lot of stupid stuff.

Appearance: I've been told my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite shows would be: Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Doctor Who, Sherlock BBC, Justified, Mad Men, Family Guy, HWIMYM, and The Office.

Music: Electric Youth, Mucca Pazza, The Killers, Kanye West, Whale, Vampire Weekend, Akon, The Arcade Fire, DJ Tiesto, Erasure, The Flaming Lips, Interpol, Metric, Chiddy Bang, Zola Jesus, and just about everything else.

Food: Mexican, Thai, and Sushi. I've recently been introduced to Ethiopian and it's pretty amazing.

Books: The Harry Potter series. Immortality. The Electric Church. I'm currently reading Snow Crash and The Game of Thrones(on the 5th book now) series. I try to read a few books a year, fiction and nonfiction, it doesn't matter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My iPhone.
Photoshop.
The Internet.
Sarcasm.
3D Studio Max.
Podcasts - No joke, I listen to about 10 different podcasts. I'm an addict.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to get all this work done. Romance. What I should do this upcoming weekend.

Based on a majority of ladies' profiles, it would seem in shape dudes and mirrors are ruining this site for regular guys like me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either out with friends or at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own one Bollywood movie.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to try new things and don't care how silly you might look doing them.

You're the girl Genesis was singing about in "Invisible Touch".

You are looking to have good conversation.

You want to laugh about ridiculous things for no apparent reason.

You want to have awesome home cooked meals.

You know some good paths to run on in the Palatine/ Northeast Suburbs.