So I'm told to pour the best bits of me into this little summary that takes up about six whole inches of my screen. Easier said than done. If I try to describe myself I go blank, but I've been told I'm a smart, witty, kind hearted, quirky nerd. I like watching movies, reading, confusing lame-o squares with my odd and obscure movie and tv references (Heaven is nice but there's a shortage of chairs...) and all things Batman.

My sense of humor ranges from dry to gross, corny to just plain stupid and all points in between. Don't be afraid to offend me, I'll laugh at anything. Are you still there? Good, keep reading.

I love cooking, and would cook every night if i could, but as its just me sometimes Easy Mac and Corn Pops are about as complicated as it gets. I did make Spam Corn pancakes recently for a food day at work, Apparently I can even make the disgusting taste good. (Try them with salsa, I'm told it's delightful... Eew.)

I sing and dance in the car and if I see I've been busted, I will only sing louder and dance harder. Anything to get a smile.

I like to try new things and learn new things, I have an obscene amount of books in my apartment, and have read most of them more than once. My favorites? Generally non-fiction; history, medical, crime, stupid trivia, smart trivia... Also like Harry Potter, Margaret Atwood, Stephen King (think Bachman Books) and so on... They're everywhere, seriously, I think it's becoming a problem... ;)

I'm not a super sporty person, more into passive sports and things... Fishing is nice, camping, bonfires, sitting in a field watching stars (is that a sport?), long walks to nowhere, and random drives around town. I would like to find something that I am passionate about, a sport or activity that wouldn't kill me in the log run (asthma).

Enough about me, let's talk about you. You're nice, thoughtful, hilarious, outgoing, smart - your profile includes the words "nerd, geek or square", you don't live at the bar, you don't have any major weird baggage, you love your Mom (but don't live with her) you have good hygiene habits (sad that I actually have to mention that here, but apparently it's necessary) and you think I'm pretty neat for a girl.

This is me, and if it sounds like you, drop me a line or a wink or something.

I have two jobs, a real one and a fun one. Sometimes it's hard to tell which is which. Also trying to single-handedly bring upon the downfall of the phrase "I know, right?". What does it really mean? C'mon people, lets think about this...

Making people laugh until they pee, or snort.. Either way.

My brightly colored shoes, big smile, pretty eyes. Also I am told I smell nice.

Favorite Shows: Dr. Who, Supernatural, Venture Brothers, Always Sunny, Bones, anything on BBC where men dress up as women (seriously, it's funny), Warehouse 13, Big Bang, Dresden Files, Torchwood, 30 Rock and older Family Guy.

Favorite movie: Wayne's World

Favorite book: Harry Potter (don't judge me, it's magical - pun intended) or Phantom Tollbooth.

Favorite food: mmm, carbs...

Favorite Color: rainbow or shiny - can't decide.

Glasses/contacts
Phone
Inhaler
Constant news updates
Diet Mt. Dew (accept no imitations)
My amazing family, duh..

Totally. Random. Stuff. You have no idea.
Why does that cloud look like Italy? Why is my neighbor barking like a dog at the Weather Channel? What is that my squiggly line in my eye fluid? Deep stuff, boys, deep stuff.

There's no such thing as a typical day for me, I could be anywhere.

That's between me and my inner monologue.

You're dying to know what my weird fears are, you want my recipe for Spam Corn Pancakes, you think I smell nice.