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thearchermage

24 Traverse City, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I read good books, play good games, listen to good music, and hang out with good people. I don't really dig the whole corporate, fake business-y thing. I whistle - and sing - a lot. In, like, an annoying falsetto. Some people dig this, and some find it wicked annoying. I think it's really important to be as real as possible as often as possible - if you're trying to fool other people, you're trying to fool yourself, and I appreciate it when people call me out when i'm being a hypocrite. Ironically, I pretend to be excessively friendly and subservient all fucking day at work.

I swear. A lot.

I really wish I could still put that I drive an '89 Caddy. Old girl rusted through (thanks, Michigan roads!) and I'm stuck with a big ol' GMC van at the moment. I make it cool, though. Mostly by pumping the oldies station really loud to scare off teenagers.

Also I have a cat, a badass bug-hunting, stuff-climbing, spider-man kitty cat. I really love her. I'm afraid it's not, however, mutual.

Also! Important side note: "Your Mom" and "That's what she said!" jokes are the absolute peak of humorous discourse, and I will brook no argument to the contrary. ^_^
What I’m doing with my life
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I wait tables for a living. It pays the bills, and keeps me on my toes.

In the meantime, I take my obligations to my friends very seriously, and I try not to take my work very seriously at all. They say waiting tables is one of the most stressful jobs out there, so I try to stay relaxed.

Finally breaking into my chosen career with an apprenticeship in radio. Can't wait to get on the air and spit some truth.

I also have a not-so-secret dream to be a stand up comic. =D in reality, that means I watch a lot of stand up comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games. haha ^_^ that doesn't do it justice - I'm of the mind that good games are art, and art needs to be appreciated. I can also hold my own in any discussion on religion, politics, philosophy, but I try not to start those discussions - puts people off, you see. I can write fairly well, and I give fantastic advice (almost all of the time).

Oh and I speak German very well, having spent a year studying it in, you know, Germany. Miss that place somethin' fierce, I'll tell ya.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A relaxed, friendly vibe. I try to give it off - sort of exude an aura of relaxed, you know? Relentless goddamn optimism, to the point that people get sick of it.

Also, socks and sandals. I catch a lot of hell for that, especially during the summer, but dude. Try it. Super comfy.

(also khaki shorts, sometimes during the winter. just for a goof.)

I'll call you "dude", or "man" or "bro", even if you're a complete stranger, or a girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Okay here we go - books.
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance (An inquiry into Values)
Patrick Rothfuss' as yet unfinished Kingkiller Chronicles
Kitchen Confidential
The Dresden Files novels
House of Leaves
Calvin and Hobbes
Hitchhiker's Guide

Movies
The Usual Suspects
The Big Lebowski
Pulp Fiction
Air Guitar Nation
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (also the manga)
Fletch
Poolhall Junkies
Broken Lizard's stuff
Waiting - I'm a waiter. This movie is like, my life, man.
the original Tron
Keinohrhasen

Shows
The Office (both iterations)
Thundercats
Psych
Community
Are you being served?
Friends
Early Family Guy
Parks and Rec
Futurama

Music
Fleetwood Mac ^_^ top of the list, definitely.
Dr. Dog
The B-52's
Jazz (especially flute and bass. that's babymakin' music!)
the Dead
E. Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
Parliament Funkadelic
the Last Poets
all Nerdcore
dub
The Cat Empire
most (if not all) classic rock
Cake
Can't Stop, Won't Stop
Old Crow Medicine Show

Food
Man, fuckin' all of it. I could probably stand to lose a couple of pounds off the midsection, but damn. There's so much excellent food, if you know where to look. Like Bubba's burgers, JP's Diner, J&S Hamburg, Stella's, man. everything.

I need to finish this one later, after I take a careful reckoning of all my favorite culture stuff and pare it down to a condensed list. TBE.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Those Pop-Ice popsicle things.
2. Good music. I never have to do without it, though, the music in my head is usually better than the stuff I hear day-to-day anyhow.
3. Parmesan cheese.
4. The Joe Rogan Experience.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. If not, I'm up for whatever - a weekend off is a delightful rarity, but I usually plan on working the weekend, so when I get, like, sunday off, I didn't make any plans, so I usually waste it on the intarwebz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first song I memorized entirely was Hotel California, followed closely by a few Beatles songs. If you can't stand that guy who knows the lyrics to every song, out loud, we're gonna have a bad time. That includes show tunes and dubstep. Yeah.

Also, I smoke - pipe tobacco, cigarettes, that sort of thing. I'm not a dick about it, and I'm not a chain-smoker or anything. It's more of a hobby. Also, it prevents me from killing my customers.
You should message me if
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You're relaxed about stuff, open-minded and willing to discuss and debate for fun! I think our differences make us real people.

You know why those bastards canceled Firefly, 'cause I sure as hell haven't figured it out.

You ever listened to American Pie and accidentally let slip a tear, or know every single word by heart.

You can deal with "OH MY GOD THAT'S MY FAVORITE _______ EVER" on a daily basis. Books, videos, music. They're all my favorite, depending on the day. I guess a lot of people find that annoying.