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theartialmartist

32 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Farsi (Okay)

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My self-summary
I call everyone dude. Friends will tell you I'm brilliant, charming and hysterical if I bribe them or threaten to steal their dog.

I'm unique, very unique, so your preconceptions will be inaccurate and cause mild jock itch. Avoid em.

Lord have mercy on you, woman, if you are cute/adorable/adorkable, i will squeeze the fluff out of you like retarded child showing his pet bunny too much love.

Insert visual of bunny with its eyes popping out here.

Squeaky-toy sound-effect here.

That is all.
What I’m doing with my life
At this point everything and anything is possible. Enjoying the ride and producing terrible art and poetry along the way.
I’m really good at
Everything. Wait... yeah
The first things people usually notice about me
Tan. Dimples. Tanned dimples. And my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a music addict and listen to almost every genre. If you're open-minded to musical recommendations, you can haz!
The six things I could never do without
Packed subway trains that stop underground between tracks when i'm desperately rushing somewhere.
Subway trains that terminate at a random track in the middle of the night with inaudible transfer announcements.
Mystery water dripping on my head from sidewalk scaffolding.
Mystery water dripping onto my mouth from subway station ceilings.
Mystery water dripping into my coffee from subway station ceilings.
Bill O'Reilly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Toxoplasmosis. Cat people are special for a reason.

Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbycvPwr1Wg

Which of these personality types is more attractive and what makes you hesitant or dishonest as to which you prefer?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i eat bagels. i know, mind blown.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have balls*
You loathe apathy in a man.
You've never stood anyone up.
Lying is extremely difficult and uncomfortable for you.
You read voraciously.
You're a music person.
You love hot sauce, avocado, coconut, and sesame anything
Come at me, bro.

* (not real balls.)