I'm unique, very unique, so your preconceptions will be inaccurate and cause mild jock itch. Avoid em.
Lord have mercy on you, woman, if you are cute/adorable/adorkable, i will squeeze the fluff out of you like retarded child showing his pet bunny too much love.
Insert visual of bunny with its eyes popping out here.
Squeaky-toy sound-effect here.
That is all.