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theartist4merly

39 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jun 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
As my stupid name implies, an artist--usually photography. I love going thrifting and all kinds of design and style. When it comes to women, I am a man of simple tastes: I would like to meet a girl who will dress as either, a) a princess or, b) a unicorn, depending on the context. Sorry this is so absurd. I am somewhat more normal than this profile might suggest, I just have trouble taking some of this seriously.I like to laugh and--jesus, this sucks. Just email me. :) (btw I only like Prince from the 80s.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm wandering around purposefully. I'm a photographer and I also do other kinds of art, and I'm showing my work whenever I can. And I have a little business on the side. If you know anyone who needs a white bengal tiger, contact me asap!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-trying to think of quirky things to say about myself--I am actually not good at this
-giving (though not necessarily taking) good advice
-wiggling my ears (one at a time!)
-teaching myself to do creative things
-walking fast
-taking pictures
-sex
-misusing grammar intentionally
-bantering wittily
-losing things
-giving little gifts
-debating
-cuddling
-knowing random things
-analyzing stuff and making sense of it
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, probably, because it's sort of big and out of control.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite Music: I love music, but I've been out of the loop. If you can show me knew stuff, that'd be awesome. Aphex Twin, Bill Evans, Cut Copy, David Bowie, Girls, Kanye West, King Tubby, LCD Soundsystem, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Drake, Pavement, Pet Shop Boys, Pulp, Tindersticks, Vic Chesnutt, Velvet Underground, Wu Tang Clan

Books: Virginia Woolf, Thomas Pynchon, Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett, William Blake, etc

Movies: any David Lynch (except Dune and Lost Highway], The Thing, Jean Pierre Melville, Spirited Away, all Sergio Leone, Hitchcock, Dario Argento, Akira Kurosawa, classics, Bogart movies, Noir flicks, some 80s movies (Night of the Comet) and on and on and on

Food: Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Corn Dogs, Indian, Italian, Philly cheesesteaks, hamburgers, middle eastern food and I'm sure some I'm missing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm tired of doing this. Sleep, friends/family, music, shelter, thrift stores, and cameras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pugs. That's it. Pugs. (I do not have a pug.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie or listening to music, reading or rolling with my homies, I guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once attempted to eat a whole stick of butter. OK, I actually just shoved a half a stick in my mouth. I do not suggest you try it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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three or more of the following statements apply to you:

-You think I sound interesting, and you also think that you're interesting (but not in a full-of-yourself kind of way).
-You love sex.
-You can make me laugh my ass off.
-You're the submissive type and open-minded in bed.
-You're not looking for anything super serious.
-You like to cuddle, but not if it gets too hot.
-You do creative stuff.
-You can teach me something.
-You have a cute haircut like in a French New Wave movie.
-You read this far.