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40 Tucson, AZ Man


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  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 9, 2014
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Might want kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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As my stupid name implies, an artist--usually photography. I love going thrifting and all kinds of design and style. When it comes to women, I am a man of simple tastes: I would like to meet a girl who will dress as either, a) a princess or, b) a unicorn, depending on the context. Sorry this is so absurd. I am somewhat more normal than this profile might suggest, I just have trouble taking some of this seriously.I like to laugh and--jesus, this sucks. Just email me. :) (btw I only like Prince from the 80s.)
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm wandering around purposefully. I'm a photographer and I also do other kinds of art, and I'm showing my work whenever I can. And I have a little business on the side. If you know anyone who needs a white bengal tiger, contact me asap!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-trying to think of quirky things to say about myself--I am actually not good at this
-giving (though not necessarily taking) good advice
-wiggling my ears (one at a time!)
-teaching myself to do creative things
-walking fast
-taking pictures
-misusing grammar intentionally
-bantering wittily
-losing things
-giving little gifts
-knowing random things
-analyzing stuff and making sense of it
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, probably, because it's sort of big and out of control.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Music: I love music, but I've been out of the loop. If you can show me knew stuff, that'd be awesome. Aphex Twin, Bill Evans, Cut Copy, David Bowie, Girls, Kanye West, King Tubby, LCD Soundsystem, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Drake, Pavement, Pet Shop Boys, Pulp, Tindersticks, Vic Chesnutt, Velvet Underground, Wu Tang Clan

Books: Virginia Woolf, Thomas Pynchon, Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett, William Blake, etc

Movies: any David Lynch (except Dune and Lost Highway], The Thing, Jean Pierre Melville, Spirited Away, all Sergio Leone, Hitchcock, Dario Argento, Akira Kurosawa, classics, Bogart movies, Noir flicks, some 80s movies (Night of the Comet) and on and on and on

Food: Chinese, Mexican, Thai, Corn Dogs, Indian, Italian, Philly cheesesteaks, hamburgers, middle eastern food and I'm sure some I'm missing
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm tired of doing this. Sleep, friends/family, music, shelter, thrift stores, and cameras
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pugs. That's it. Pugs. (I do not have a pug.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie or listening to music, reading or rolling with my homies, I guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once attempted to eat a whole stick of butter. OK, I actually just shoved a half a stick in my mouth. I do not suggest you try it.
You should message me if
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three or more of the following statements apply to you:

-You think I sound interesting, and you also think that you're interesting (but not in a full-of-yourself kind of way).
-You love sex.
-You can make me laugh my ass off.
-You're the submissive type and open-minded in bed.
-You're not looking for anything super serious.
-You like to cuddle, but not if it gets too hot.
-You do creative stuff.
-You can teach me something.
-You have a cute haircut like in a French New Wave movie.
-You read this far.