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thebartow

25 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Mar 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm fun. Definitely can be an idiot sometimes, but wheres the fun in NOT doing something really dumb every once in a while (or every weekend). One thing I'll never be accused of is taking life too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
I just took a couple years off from Villanova to work for the Phillies. Moved back to NY in January and am going back to school at Columbia in the fall.

Just tryin to meet a girl who's fun , down to earth and always ready to join me in doing something dumb.
I’m really good at
Wearing neon clothes, making people laugh (at me)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Always Sunny, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Dexter, The League
Top Gun, The Town, Step Brothers, I Love You, Man (also Armageddon/time travelers wife are my go to movies that make me "get something in my eye")
Pretty much all music from country to rap to techno to classic rock.

I read literally everything, normally about a book a week or so. Currently on a Stephen king stretch (it, the stand, the mist, the running man, etc)
The six things I could never do without
Sports
Girls
Friends
Family
Gym
Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Friends, family, nova's next game, what color Kobes to buy next, what stupid shirt to wear out, how long of a run I should go on, how much this run sucks, who would play me in a movie, what fake accent should I rock tonight. You know, the usual things
On a typical Friday night I am
out in the city with friends, getting way too into the game on at the bar, playing dumb games (for example, can you get a girls number using only Britney Spears lyrics?), trying to save my friends from mistakes, failing, waking up in strange places. (Also the answer is yes)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that I'm actually on this site
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I sound interesting enough that you want to get to know me better