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thebeermonkey

33 M Marietta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi. I just moved to Marietta, and am having an absolute blast, enjoying all that this Cobb County has to offer. But being the generous soul I am, I'm thinking to myself, why should I have all the fun? Surely there's someone out there with the humor, quirky look at life, cutting intelligence and love of all things beer who might like to step on-board this cruise ship called my life and share the joy, share the wonder, all that crap. Is it you? Or you? Or... YOU?

Act quickly, supplies are limited!
What I’m doing with my life
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Real Estate, with a bent towards the weird, wild, madcap world of Property Management. For those individuals deeply woven into today's volatile, unpredictable geopolitical econosphere, there are many valuable lessons that can be learned from the trials that the southeast real estate market post-housing bubble currently finds itself undergoing.

Unfortunately, I have no idea what they are. My mind is thoroughly otherwise occupied by such other things as craft beer, kayaking, and riding roller coasters.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am known to others as an affable, offbeat, sharp, hilarious person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Complete Joy of Homebrewing. I typically stick to non-fiction and the audio CD format from the local library as I just don't like keeping around rows and rows of dust-covered books. True, I'm well aware people like to perpetually store their books, whether read or unread (or never to be read again), to showcase to their friends and family that, yes, yes, indeed, they CAN read, but I'm going to let my friends and family just trust me on this whole literacy thing.

Movies: Everything from Raiders of the Lost Ark to Ed Wood to Bedknobs and Broomsticks to A Night at the Opera to Godfather I & II (III was a bit of a dud for me) to Paper Moon to Watership Down to the lovely French film, The Grand Illusion.

Shows: Honestly, I don't watch much television. Really, how does everyone find the time for all these shows? I used to watch House, but haven't caught the last two seasons. Oh, I did enjoy the couple episodes of Parks and Recreation a friend made me sit through! Does that count?

Music: Pinback.

Food: Beer.

I'll go ahead give myself a firm pat on the back for my performance in the kitchen lately. Not because I've cooked anything strikingly gourmet, or done any major culinary experiments worthy of note, but because I've been making all my own food lately. All of it! And while the stuff I've made has been of the relatively simple, "comfort food" variety, I have managed to perfect a few simple, pure recipes which I believe I shall hold dear to my heart for as long as a live. Among said recipes are:

-The Greatest Burger of All Time
-The Greatest Chili of All Time
-The Greatest Beef Stew of All Time
-The Greatest Grilled Cheese Sandwich of All Time

That's good eating, right there, ladies. And more importantly, it's all dirt cheap!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six Things?! Well, at the risk of offending anyone, boy are you nuts. That's a tall order, asking me to come up with six things I could never do without. Like I've got time for that! You should see the to-do list that I have to trudge through every day. I mean, just today, I had to 1) buy some coffee, not to mention 2) pick up my dry cleaning. If you think you could handle that, and conjure up six things I would be nothing without, well, be my guest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why doesn't Travel Channel just give up and rename itself the Watch Other People Eating Food Channel.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night.

"Party night", as it is sometimes called. The one night every week you wait and work for so you absolutely have to go out and let loose in an unrestrained expression of human freedom, fun, and perhaps a little lasciviousness (if all goes well!)

Yes, Friday night. I think it's one of the great things in life, to go out on a Friday night and have a great time with your fr-- with your friends.

Yes sir.

Hm.

Oooh, somebody sent me email!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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While self-touted as the "best buffet in America", I have never eaten at a Ryan's. I also can't lift a car over my head, but that's this whole other thing.