Don't let the name fool you. I don't really believe I'm the best one here. 3rd or 4th best perhaps, but I'm definitely not the best. Judge Judy is the best. No, Bill Watterson is the best. No, George Bush is the best. No, wait, he's the worst. Or is that Cheney? This rambling has to be long enough now to satisfy the required length.

Update:
Ok, I'm pretty much done with this site. I'm only looking for (local) friendship. I'm keeping these names up because I worked hard to create the tests. When my Sesame Street Test gets its 200,000th taker I'm throwing a big party, so y'all are invited. I'm probably not going to respond to your e-mails here, so go to my "main" profile at zeppoloveskafa for my contact info if it's important. I'll leave the rest of my profile up for future generations to analyze.

There is no reason to. If you do I'll gather all my friends and cats and we'll mock your message to no end. We'll giggle over your inability to effectively use semicolons and your ignorance for using "their" to refer to one person.
Alternatively you could send me a message at my real profile "zeppoloveskafka" and I'll either answer it sweetly or lasciviously when appropriate.