Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm The Chuck, so that's what you call me! You know, that or His
Chuckness, or Chucker, or El Chuckerino if you're not in the whole
brevity thing. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days,
sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' up in
Michigan. Learnin' the maths and the physics. I figured I'd head
down to Florida to teach for a while, but that's didn't work. I
went back up north for grad school, but that didn't work either. In
the meantime, I learned enough mathematics to know that a new car
built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear
differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone
trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number
of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of
failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A
times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall,
we don't do one. While on this path, I discovered that the ability
to understand quantum mechanics is insignificant next to the power
of derivative options. So, I moved down here to take care of
things, hopefully become an options master, and hopefully find me a
nice southern girl to settle down with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly working and learning freaking sweet new skills. I have
recently decided to go back to being an online tutor. New
information has come to light that might make it better than I had
ever thought! Plus, my truck blew out it's transmission, so I'm
kinda stuck without a vehicle for the time being.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at math-type stuff. I have quite the broad range of
abilities when it comes to this, but nothing with any particular
expertise. I'd also like to think I'm good at being a decent human
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice. I have been complimented on my speaking voice, but I sing
about as well as William Hung.
Lately I have been getting compliments on my legs. I guess an
advantage of the educationally inappropriate job is that I have
built them up quite nicely.
I also get "Hey you look like Drew Carey/Newman/Peter Griffin/Peter
Oh, and, I'm blunt. I generally don't hold anything back, say
what's on my mind, and don't use soft, "politically correct"
language. You can probably tell from reading some of the
information in my profile. I view it as honesty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I don't read fiction books. I find reading novels boring. I
have a preference for reading and learning about the real world.
So, I read books on finance, math, and others that educate me
further. I'm sure that anything I read would bore most of you. You
can blame the high school English teachers out there for ruining me
on fictional literature.
Movies - If you can't tell from my profile, I got news for you.
We're not going to get along very well.
Shows - I don't watch a lot of shows anymore. Nowadays, it seems
you need to catch shows at the beginning and go from there to truly
understand the show. I cut the cord of cable about a year ago and
haven't looked back. I catch what I can on Hulu, and Netflix after
I watch all the Hulu.
Music - I mostly listen to classic rock, hard rock, and metal. But
I like a little of everything. If it's not country, I'm usually ok
with it. I kinda dig the old school hip hop radio station.
Food - Hamburgers
are my favorite food. I
will almost always go to some greasy spoon burger joint to get some
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Well, I'm guessing they mean non-essential things for life that we
don't really need, but like to have around...
Computer, baseball, my calculator (because I can't do everything in
my head), movies, The Internet, and math.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How things work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my vocational paradigm shift, I now have Friday's free! You
should do something to keep me busy!
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want to hear from me. I may send you a
message in the near future, but you never know if I'll actually see
you or not. I believe a woman saying "hi" first is completely
underrated. I don't think you realize how appreciative decent guys
would be if the interested women would save them the time of
emailing dozens of unresponsive ladies to find the one that would
actually be interested. I always respond to every message I receive
(even if you're the opposite of what I'm looking for), so have no
fear of being ignored! And, due to the aforementioned truck
situation, I wouldn't consider messaging anyone more than a few
If you dig the Credence and hate the fucking Eagles. Or Journey.
Fuck those guys too!
If you're local. I didn't move 700 miles to find a midwest girl ;)
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