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thebigsauceboss

31 Colchester, VT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
High school
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and wants more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm pretty easy going. If I can't laugh about it I don't want anything to do with it. I spend a lot of time working, like seven days a week. I'm passionate about vocabulary but not about spelling. When i hear a word I've never heard before I google it. Sometimes i look up words that i think i know what they mean and find entirely new uses for them. I love to learn, anything is good. No specific subject and I know a lot of things that when people go: You ever wonder about... And I go yeah its... That's my favorite moment! I love to run. I'm usually a high energy person and need to burn excess energy and running helps. Running also wakes me up in the morning. Its the only thing I've found that effectively balances me. Works better then the coffee that I drink way to much of. I'm pretty sure I'm also a hopeless romantic. I like to open doors and pull out your chair. I like to walk down the street holding hands.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just going through the days one at a time right now. I have a beautiful daughter who has all my attention. I grew my hair out for 14 months to be Patrick Swayze this year for Halloween, its probably been the longest running joke of my life. I Just started a new job. Just moved to a new town and doing new things. Making all new friends. New is the theme, as long as it's fresh...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Slaying dragons, catching unicorns, fighting matadors, sword fighting, karate, riding dolphins, searching for golden scrolls, trapping leprechauns, finding the end of the rainbow, pinching crocodiles, macaroni art, and teaching Chuck Norris everything i know. You know the regular guy shit.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my personality. I'm an electric person who is usually the loudest guy in the room. Second would be my boisterous laugh, right after a sarcastic comment. Dry, and stirred, not shaken.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fools die by Mario Puzo, Braveheart by and with Mel Gibson. Drinking outta cups with jonny fuckin hammer sticks. Old Greg. Gone baby gone. Monty python. Freud. Social economics books. I prefer non fiction but have been lost in many of stories.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, new socks, coffee, fellowship, honesty, and ramen noodles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not spending allot of time thinking about shit and magnets. Magnets are amazing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, its Friday night and I'm writing this. I have to work in the morning so not getting to crazy over here. Probably going to do a little reading and hit the hay. I'm not a boy anymore!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once one a game show I was hosting. But seriously, I secretly listen to NPR while I'm commuting from home to work. Please don't tell anyone!
You should message me if
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You like to swear in the rain, shower naked, and swim in pools full of water.