About 90% of the female ones I've read on here are almost the same. They go something like:
"Hello, I'm from XXXX, moved here in XXXXX. The people here are so fake! I'm fun and outgoing and love the outdoors.
I enjoy (random band),
I'm an animal lover and have one dog and one child thats my life.
I'm not here for hookups or anything like that so don't message me if that's what you're into. I'm not here for games."
A little about myself wouldn't hurt. I grew up here and Tahoe and lived in Belize and Thailand. I was a snowboard instructor for a year but now I work on the internet so I don't really have "days off"; my schedule is pretty open. I'm summering in Tahoe because Vegas is too hot now. I'll be back sept. 3rd.
- Have stuff to talk about other than yourself or other people. Like ideas and new things are nice. Reading books isn't bad either. Cosmo is not a book.
- Eat healthy, real food. You don't have to be a health nut, just not a fast food junkie. Going to the grocery store also does not involve buying a bunch of frozen sh*tdinners/pizzas in the middle frozen aisles.
- Exercise and stay in shape. Have respect for your body. You don't have to be a fitness model but be active. An ab-roller in a closet you use once a month does not count. Nor does doing a few push ups and sit ups every now and then. You're not in prison.
- Have an entire army of guy friends that you friend zoned who just secretly want to **** you. If you do, you're either naive enough not to see their intentions or are just playing them.
- Own 3-6 kids out of wedlock and desire me to entertain them. That's not a family, thats a T.V. show.
- Smoke. I know this is about 80% of you but It just tastes gross when making out and stinks up the place. A cigarette when drinking is cool with me but not every 20 minutes. Same with weed. I'm fine if people smoke out sometimes but that getting high everyday thing is a dead end. I used to own a large grow op and lost a ton of money because of hippies there caring more about smoking the weed than actually growing it since it wasn't their money being drained.
- Expect me to take care of you. Taking you out somewhere nice every now and then is cool but the sugar daddy bullsh*tis a game I don't play.
Hopefully now you understand why my longest relationship up there in the profile is 1 year. :)
Don't be afraid to message me. If I don't respond it means I'm pretty busy or not that interested.