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Me and my Spotted Dick. Unfortunately my cousin stole my Spotted Dick. I really miss my Spotted Dick. Luckily, Heinz creates 57 Varieties.

This is how I feel about traffic. Do you love commuting as much as I do? But, I am right sexy behind the wheel of my large automobile.

I like to be photographed by midgets. Are you a midget? Call my hotline - 1-888- MID-GETS

What could be better than Elvis on Velvet with a Tear? If you have an answer, we may not be compatible. Please move along to someone who cares...

I can tell you the story behind her, but we have to know each other a little better first.