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thebootlander

32 Sheffield, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not going to properly fill this in or post a pic until the 'Body Type' part of my profile no longer says overweight. So I'm working on this and trying to better myself generally, not to "catch" anyone particularly but for myself as I think it's about damn time. I feel that if I'm not happy with myself I won't truly love anyone else, or be able to make them happy. Anyway if you're in / close to sheffield and want to chat, party or whatever then give me a shout.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working part-time in a local shop. Looking for a good job that I can do well and advance in. Will be doing open uni to finish my degree soon, when I can get the cash together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computers, cooking, probably a few other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like to talk about myself much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books; Sci-fi, fantasy and general fiction. Iain Banks is my favourite author, Terry Pratchet, George R.R. Martin, Conn Iggulden, Bernard Cornwell, Isaac Asimov, Peter F. Hamilton, Steven Erikson and many more (no particular order to this list).

Movies is a tricky one, I'll watch just about any genre and enjoy it, generally depends on my mood as to what type of movie I watch. There's seriously too many films I like to try and list here, it would require the scrolling skills of a demi-god.

I'll list recent shows I've liked so it's not some insane list; Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Stargate Universe RIP, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Cowboy Bebop.

Music; Industrial / EBM through classical stopping off at rock, metal, funk, blues and many more besides. So long as it's not some horrid pop / rap / emo I can usually dig it.

Food; the overweight part of my profile hints that I'll eat anything and enjoy it. However, I could eat steak every day for the rest of my life and not get tired of it (same applies to curry). So, curried steak is the only logical choice left.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Realistically? I only need food, clothing, shelter and human contact. Oh, and my asthma medicine...

Outside of basic needs? Good coffee, blueberries, internet, good computer, gas stove and my speakers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, other people, the nature of justice, the planet, aliens, which shade of black I should wear, techy stuff, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Inside the batcave, plotting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once let my cousin look at my willy.
You should message me if
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... you have ever wondered what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.
... you ever thought "if wishes were fishes then what would happen if I wished for fish?".
... you ever pondered the nature of impossible numbers (ie. square root of -4).
... you have eaten, or considered eating a large amount of blueberries just to turn your poo green.

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